Jesy: *Sighs* no one loves me.
Jade: Are you sure about that?
Jesy: Y-
Jade: *Pointing at herself aggressively* ARE YOU REALLY SURE ABOUT THAT?
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Leigh-Anne: *Looking at Perrie* she's such a mystery, I wonder what she's thinking about.
Perrie: *Thinking while staring off into the distance* Wednesday. Wed-nes-day. Whens-day.
~~~
Perrie: Wanna play 20 questions?
Leigh-Anne: Yeah, okay
Perrie: You go first
Leigh-Anne: Alright, who's your favourite fictional character?
Perrie: Octavia Blake. My turn, are you into women?
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Jesy: Yeah, I'll probably die alone.
Jade: Jesy, I asked if you were dining alone.
Jesy: That too.
~~~
*Before landing*
Flight attendant: Make sure all small objects are safe and secure.
Perrie: *Looks at Jade*
Jade: Don't-
Perrie: You feeling safe and secure, Jadey?
Jade: *Throws a bag at Perrie*
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Perrie: What are they in for?
Zookeeper: This is not a prison.
Perrie: So they can leave?
Zookeeper: Well, no.
Perrie: *Pointing at a penguin* I bet that one killed somebody.
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Perrie: I made a marshmallow Jesy. See? Her arms are crossed because she's mad at marshmallow Perrie for annoying her. You like it?
Jesy: *Tearing up* it's cool.
~~~
Leigh-Anne: Is four followers a lot?
Jesy: Depends on the context. On Instagram? No. In a dark alley? Kind of.
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Jesy: I got Perrie a "get better soon" card.
Jade: Aww, that's so nice of you.
Jesy: Nah, I just thought she should do better.
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Perrie: What a surprise! Jesy is sleeping in her bed.
Leigh-Anne: Uhm, where else do you expect her to sleep?
Perrie: In a coffin.
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Leigh-Anne: Are you okay?
Jesy: *Lying face down at the bottom of the stairs* I'm having me-time.
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Leigh-Anne: I'm a make up guru.
Jade: Can you show me some of your work?
Leigh-Anne: Just watch this.
Leigh-Anne: *Pushes Jesy and Perrie into the room and locks the door* now stop arguing over who's the hottest because we all clearly know that that's me.
~~~
Jesy: I don't have any friends.
Perrie, Jade & Leigh-Anne: Then, what are we to you?
Jesy: Headaches.
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Jesy: If you like me, raise your hand.
Perrie: What if I don't like you?
Jesy: Then raise your fucking standards.
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Perrie: Based on statistical evidence, I am immortal.
Jade: What evidence?
Perrie: I haven't died yet.
Jade: That's not how it works.
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Leigh-Anne to Jade and Perrie: Don't go outside! There's a snake on the porch!
Jesy: *Banging on the door* let me in!
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Jesy: *Before joining Little Mix* dear diary, I may be joining a cult.
Jesy: *After joining Little Mix* dear diary, I may be the leader of a cult.
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Long time no see. Been crazy busy these last few months which is why I haven't been active on here. But with everything going on in the world right now, I do have more time on my hands. So expect more updates! Hope you all are staying safe and taking care of yourselves in these crazy times ❤️
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