Jesy: No, I've been nervous a million times before.
~~~
Leigh-Anne: What's on your mind, Pezmania?
Perrie: When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's cute at all. I actually think it's creepy and fucked up that people bring knives on their dates.
Jesy: People bring knives on dates so they can stab the bitch if he or she turns out to be a psychopath.
Jade: So that's why you brought a knife on our first date?
Jesy: Safety first, m'lady.
~~~
Perrie: People seriously has to stop sleeping on us.
Jesy: And we seriously have to stop sleeping on our international Mixers.
Perrie: Tea.
~~~
*Leigh-Anne as a surgeon*
Patient: Oh, I'm so nervous. This is my first ever surgery.
Leigh-Anne: Don't worry, miss, this is my first ever surgery too.
Patient: Dear God. *Faints*
~~~
Perrie: There's always light at the end of the tunnel.
Jesy: And that light comes from an onrushing train.
~~~
Interviewer: What's the most dangerous thing you've ever done?
Leigh-Anne: Driving on the wrong side of the road.
Perrie: Swimming in the ocean when it was storming.
Jesy: Running across the train tracks to get to the platform on the other side.
Jade: Sneezing while I was on my period.
~~~
Jesy: You are so kind, funny and beautiful.
Jade: *Rolls eyes* I know you're just trying to get me to bed.
Jesy: And smart too!
~~~
Jade: Pez just put her teddybear in the freezer.
Leigh-Anne: Why did she do that?
Jade: Because she thinks it'll turn into a polar bear.
~~~
Perrie: Ugh, my throat hurts.
Jesy: Your knees probably hurt too.
Perrie: What?
Jesy: I mean, what?
~~~
Jade: It's your turn to do the laundry. *Throws sock at Perrie*
Perrie: Master has given Dobby a sock. Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!
Jade: I married a dork.
~~~
Perrie: You're like a drug to me.
Leigh-Anne: Are you addicted to me?
Perrie: No, you're ruining my life.
~~~
Jade: I love you.
Perrie: Thank you.
Jade: I love you so much.
Perrie: Thank you so much.
~~~
Leigh-Anne: Have you ever met the human version of a headache?
Jesy: I met Perrie seven years ago.
~~~
Leigh-Anne: I love to hear Jesy sing.
Perrie: And I love to hear Jade scream my name.
~~~
*Before cooking dinner*
Perrie: *Reads instructions on the box*
Perrie: Alright, I got it. *Throws the box in the trash*
Perrie: Crap, I forgot. *Picks the box out of the trash*
~~~
Perrie: I'm going to bed.
Jade: It's one in the afternoon?
Perrie: Time isn't real.
_______________________________________________ This ray of sunshine is now 25. Words cannot describe how much you mean to me and how grateful I am to have someone like you in my life. You never asked to be a role model yet you are the best role model one could ever ask for. I admire you, Perrie. You've been my light for almost seven years and you're still the light that guides me home whenever I'm lost. I love you so, so much. Happy Birthday, angel ❤️
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