Leigh-Anne: Dead people on the dancefloor, we're just doing what we came to do 'cause we're all dead people and we love it 🎶🎶🎶
Jade: I'll sing this version of Weird People the next time we sing it live.
Jesy: No, you're not.
Perrie: I'll sing this version as well. What you gon' do 'bout it?
Jesy: I'll shove the microphones down your throats!
Jade: We'll choke if you do that.
Leigh-Anne: I'll choke but you and Perrie will be just fine.
Perrie: ???
Leigh-Anne: Aren't you wild freaks used to having your men's dicks down your throats?
Jade: 😳
Jesy: I like you, Leigh-Anne.
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Jesy: When we were put into a group back in the X-Factor days, I was confident Leigh-Anne would die young considering how clumsy she is. But as time has passed, I've come to the realization that I'm the one who'll die young.
Perrie: Explain.
Jesy: My blood pressure is alarmingly high and I have at least two heart attacks every week because you idiots like to live your lives as if you're immortal.
Leigh-Anne: So when you die, will we be held responsible for your death?
Jesy: For almost seven years, you've been the reason why my blood pressure is so high and why my heart fails to function properly, so yes, you'll be held responsible.
Jade: Can we do something to lower your blood pressure?
Jesy: No, you won't do what I tell you to because you idiots never listen to what I say!
Jade: Sorry I asked. I just wanted to help...
Jesy: Yeah? Well, so did Dobby and look how that went!
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Jade: I have an idea!
Jesy: We're not burning Simon's house down.
Jade: I don't have an idea.
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Perrie: Jesy?
Jesy: Yes?
Perrie: At your wedding, who'll walk you down the aisle?
Jesy: Either Jonathan or Jake's dad. Why are you asking?
Perrie: Because I thought I'd walk you down considering you don't have a father of your own.
Jesy: *Chokes up* you're so kind.
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Perrie: What happens if the moon explodes?
Leigh-Anne: Babe, it's four in the morning. Go to sleep.
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Jade: Do you prefer men or women?
Leigh-Anne: I prefer Perrie.
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Interviewer: Jade, what do you like the most about Jesy?
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FanfictionPerrie: What happens after we die? Jade, Jesy, Leigh-Anne: GO TO SLEEP!!!
