Jade: Ari didn't send us any No Tears Left To Cry jumpers 😔
Jesy: Actually, she did. LM HQ stole them.
~~~
Jesy: Perrie, we need to talk.
Perrie: I swear on my own grave that he was dead when I got here!
Jesy: About our argument last night- wait, who's dead?!
Perrie: Nevermind, what were you going to say, Jess?
Jesy: WHO'S DEAD, PERRIE?!
~~~
Leigh-Anne: Do you listen to a specific song whenever you need to cry?
Perrie: Yup, I listen to These Four Walls and Love Me Or Leave Me when I'm sad.
Jesy: Wait by M83 and Chasing Cars by Snow Patrol. They're the saddest songs in my playlist.
Jade: I don't listen to music when I need to cry. Who needs music to cry to when your whole life is falling apart?
~~~
*Vacation in Buenos Aires, Argentina*
Leigh-Anne, Jade & Perrie: *Fighting about Perrie's eyeliner*
Jesy: If you don't stop fighting, I'll take the flight back home and leave you three here!
Perrie: *Confidently* you'd never do that.
Perrie, Jade & Leigh-Anne: *Keep fighting*
A few hours later
Jesy: *Boards the plane to London - alone*
Jesy: So long, motherfuckers.
~~~
Leigh-Anne: Kiss me if I'm wrong but Megalodon is a shark, right?
Jade:
Leigh-Anne: Crap, I messed up.
Jade: Come here, you dork. *Cups Leigh-Anne's face and kisses her passionately*
~~~
Perrie: *Lying on the couch, playing with a Harry Potter wand* Accio self-love.
Jesy: You do know that Accio only works on objects, right?
Perrie: *Sees Jesy*
Perrie: Expecto Patronum!
Jesy: Uhm, what are you doing?
Jade to Jesy: She thinks you're a Dementor because you suck the happiness out of her.
Jesy: What?! Perrie, do you really think that?
Perrie: Yes! You always crush my hopes and dreams by rubbing reality in my face!
~~~
Leigh-Anne: If Jade would be a movie character, she'd be Mort in Madagascar. She's just as adorable as him.
Jade: And you'd be Marlin in Finding Nemo. You'd cross oceans for the people you love ❤️️
Perrie: Jesy would be Voldemort because she's just as evil as him.
Jesy: You'd be The Groke. Everything you touch freeze and die, and people run away in panic as soon as they see you.
~~~
Jade to Jesy: Do you play football? Because you're a keeper.
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Perrie: Are you Netflix? Because I could watch you for hours.
Leigh-Anne: Are you flirting with me?
~~~
Leigh-Anne: Can I follow you?
Jesy: Uhm, why?
Leigh-Anne: Because my mum always told me to follow my dreams.
~~~
Jade: I miss you.
Jesy: I'm sitting right next to you?
Jade: *Sighs* so close yet so far.
~~~
*At the McDonald's Drive-Thru*
Leigh-Anne: What do you want, babes?
Jade: Cheeseburger and Fanta Exotic.
Perrie: Smarties McFlurry and Pepsi.
Jesy: *Sadly* I want Jake back.
Leigh-Anne: I only have £15, guys.
~~~
Jade: *Tickles Jesy*
Jesy: GET YOUR DIRTY HANDS OFF OF ME OR ELSE I'LL CHOP THEM OFF AND SHOVE THEM UP YOUR ARSE!
Leigh-Anne:
Jade:
Perrie:
Leigh-Anne: Oh my god.
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So I've already said this on my Twitter but I feel like I should say it here too. Alex got injured during the game yesterday and instead of worrying about him, some Mixers worry about Perrie and make this about her. Like, why? I understand that you feel bad for her but seriously, Alex is the one who probably won't play any more games for a long time due to his injury. Alex is the one who's injured. Perrie is fine.
Also, make sure to give the Ox a little love. He could definitely use some now that he's most likely devastated about not being able to play ❤️️💔
xxMxx
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FanfictionPerrie: What happens after we die? Jade, Jesy, Leigh-Anne: GO TO SLEEP!!!
