Jade: I wonder if there are any dead bodies floating around in space.
Leigh-Anne: Why would there be dead bodies in space to begin with?
Jade: Astronauts don't just float around in the spaceship all day, right?
Leigh-Anne: I'm not an astronaut so I don't know.
Jesy: Oh no, you're not an astronaut? Shocked and upset.
Jade: As I was saying, astronauts probably don't spend all their time inside a spaceship. They explore space, do research, destroy asteroids, maintain their space suits, etc.
Jesy: Lmfao, "destroy asteroids". Do you honestly think that astronauts go all Armageddon and spend their days and nights destroying asteroids in order to save the planet?
Jade: No, I don't.
Leigh-Anne: Babe, just get to the point.
Jade: Alright, so what if it's happened that astronauts have lost sight of their spaceships when they were out floating in space?
Jesy: Just the thought of losing sight of the spaceship while you're out in space gives me major anxiety.
Leigh-Anne: Might as well remove the helmet so you suffocate and die.
Perrie: Can you two let Jade talk?
Jade: Thanks, Pez. - Either way, if it has happened that astronauts have been lost in outer space, they must've realized that they won't get rescued in time, so they've either ended their lives or waited until they've suffocated. And if there are astronauts who've actually died in space, their dead bodies must be floating around unless someone somehow has fetched their bodies and brought them home to Earth.
Perrie: I'm gonna be sleepless tonight because I'll think of this.
Leigh-Anne: And I'll lose sleep because Jade has made me think of skeletons inside space suits 💀
Jesy: Sometimes I wonder what's going on inside your head, Jadey.
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Jade: I just wanna kiss girls, girls, girls 🎶🎶🎶
Jesy: No, you wanna kiss Perrie, Perrie, Perrie 🎶🎶🎶
Jade has left the group chat
Jesy: Still living in denial, I see.
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*In bed*
Leigh-Anne: *Seductively* talk dirty to me, babe
Jade: Everytime I kiss you, I transfer 80 million bacteria to your mouth.
Leigh-Anne:
Jade:
Leigh-Anne: You know what, I'm tired and could really use some sleep. Good night, baby.
Jade: Do I get a goodnight-kiss?
Leigh-Anne: Nope.
Jade: But-
Leigh-Anne: Sweet dreams, I love you, see you in the morning!
Jade: *Muttering* I should've kept me mouth shut.
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Leigh-Anne: I know I'm a handful 😔
Jesy: Good thing I have two hands, then.
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Perrie: You make me smile.
Jade: You make me smile, too ❤️️
Perrie: And you also make me horny but that's not the point.
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Jesy: So I've heard you like BDSM.
Perrie: What's that?
Leigh-Anne: *From the kitchen* BANANAS, DONUTS, STRAWBERRIES, MANGOS!
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Jade: You suck!
Jesy: And you swallow.
Perrie: *Faints*
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Perrie: Did you understand what I just said?
Jesy: No, sorry, I don't speak idiot.
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Jade to Jesy: Did you eat cunt flakes for breakfast or what?!
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Jordan: What's your number, babe?
Leigh-Anne: 020-go-to-hell.
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Jesy to Leigh-Anne: Look, I don't hate you but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it.
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Perrie: You're such a smartass!
Jade: I'd rather be a smartass than a dumbass like you.
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Jesy: Please, don't piss me off today.
Leigh-Anne: Why?
Jesy: Because I'm running out of places to hide the bodies!
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Leigh-Anne: Are you ever going to step up your game and give us proper promo?
Simon: *Rolls his eyes in annoyance*
Jesy: Keep rolling your eyes, idiot, and maybe you'll find a brain.
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Perrie: YOU'RE BACK, OH MY GOSH, I'VE MISSED YOU SO MUCH!
Jesy: I was gone for ten minutes?
Perrie: THAT LONG? DON'T YOU EVER LEAVE ME ALONE FOR SO LONG AGAIN
Jesy: Baby, I had to use the toilet.
Perrie: Next time we'll use it together, okay?
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Leigh-Anne: I hate it when your parents compare you to your siblings.
Perrie: I hate when Alex eats my food.
Jade: I hate it when you finally fall asleep and your alarm goes off after one second.
Jesy: I hate when you've talked to someone for a really long time and then you just stop talking and never hear from each other again.
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Interviewer: Do you have any phobias?
Jade: I have Coulrophobia.
Leigh-Anne: I have Entomophobia.
Jesy: I have Thalassophobia.
Perrie: *Sighs* I don't understand what they just said but I don't like rollercoasters.
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Leigh-Anne: Perrie is like my pinky toe. I bang her on the coffee table almost everyday.
Jade: Oh my God. *Faints*
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I'm going to fall asleep any second now, so nanite. Hope you liked this part ❤️️
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