Texts & Scenarios || Little Mix

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Perrie: *Staring off into space*

Leigh-Anne: Are you alright, Pezza?

Perrie: I've binge-watched all of Shane Dawson's Conspiracy Theories videos and now I'm just questioning everything.

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Jesy: If you could be anywhere in the world, where would you be?

Jade: Between your thighs.

Perrie: *Chokes on popcorn*

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Leigh-Anne: I wonder what Jesy's like in bed.

Perrie: She's absolutely incredible.

Leigh-Anne: What?

Perrie: I- uh, it's what I've heard. How would I know? It's not like I've had sex with her. *Nervous laughter*

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*In the group chat*

Jesy: What scares you?

Leigh-Anne: Knowing that my parents will die one day.

Jade: The fact that several countries someday will be underwater due to the ice melting in Antarctica.

Perrie: Ten missed calls from you.

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*After an argument*

Perrie: I'd like to do bad things to you.

Jade: *Seductively* oooh, like what, babe?

Perrie: Like choke you with a fucking pillow!

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Perrie: Are you asleep?

Jesy: No, I'm scuba diving in the Great Barrier Reef. It's one in the freaking morning, what do you think?!

Perrie: Sorry I asked.

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Leigh-Anne: I wonder what my future wife is doing.

Jesy: You don't have to wonder anymore. She's standing right in front of you.

Leigh-Anne: *Tears up* I love you.

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*At a bar*

Bartender: *Gives Perrie a Blue Lagoon Cocktail* the guy over there bought you this.

Leigh-Anne: Damn, that man is fine.

Perrie to Leigh-Anne: Do you think he'll buy me food, too?

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Perrie: Jade, do you dare me to kiss you?

Jade: Eh, no?

Perrie: Alright, babygirl, as you wish.

Perrie: *Cups Jade's face and kisses her passionately*

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Interviewer: Do you have a celebrity crush?

Perrie: Jake Gyllenhaal.

Leigh-Anne: Zac Efron. He's fine as hell.

Jesy: Jake, my fiancé.

Jade: Leigh-Anne.

Interviewer:

Perrie:

Leigh-Anne:

Jesy:

Jade: What are you looking at?

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*At a dinner party*

Perrie: *Enters the dining area with the food* voilá! Or as Jesy would say: wallah!

Jesy: I fucking hate you.

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Perrie: I saw this man in my dream. Now I'm afraid to go back to sleep.

Perrie: *Inserts picture of lucid dreaming man*

Jade: I've seen him a couple of times in my dreams, too. Something about him is off.

Jesy: So have I. He gives me really bad vibes.

Leigh-Anne: Well, hello nightmares. Thanks, Pez :)))

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I won't post the picture of the man here, considering I'm actually afraid of him. He's creepy as hell and the picture alone gives me bad vibes. Something about him just doesn't feel right. So if you want to see what he looks like, just Google "lucid dreaming man". I've never seen that man in my dreams and I hope I never will, either...Have you seen him in a dream before? If so, what was he like?

xxMxx