Perrie: Jesy, I can't sleep. I can't stop thinking about this one thing.
Jesy: Tell me what's on your mind, babe.
Perrie: How can my feet smell if they don't have a nose?
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Leigh-Anne: What do you call a singing computer?
Jade: I don't know.
Leigh-Anne: A Dell.
Jade: Get out.
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Jesy: I can't take this anymore! Someone, please, take me out.
Jade: In a dating type of way or assassination type of way?
Jesy:
Jade:
Jesy: Surprise me.
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Jade: *Walks into a door*
Leigh-Anne: Oh my God, are you okay?
Jade: Yes, I'm-
Leigh-Anne: I asked the door.
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Perrie: I do what I want!
Leigh-Anne: I'm calling Jesy.
Perrie: No, wait.
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Jesy: What do I gotta do to get flowers? Die?
Jade: People only show love and appreciation when you're dead, so yes.
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Perrie: Can you move? You're blocking the view.
Jade: How can I block the view when I am the view?
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Leigh-Anne: Spell "perfection" for me.
Jesy: P-E-R-F-E-C-T-I-O-N
Leigh-Anne: Wrong. It's spelled L-E-I-G-H-A-N-N-E
~~~
*Coming home after a year abroad*
Jesy: Hi, what have I missed?
Perrie: Me.
Jesy: Smooth motherfucker.
~~~
Interviewer: Leigh-Anne, have you ever fallen in love?
Leigh-Anne: I can't even fall asleep.
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Perrie: Let's be more than friends.
Jade: Best friends?
Perrie: No, more than that.
Jade: Mega best friends?
Leigh-Anne: *With tears in her eyes* you're hurting my Jerrie-heart.
~~~
Jesy: You are too stupid to insult.
Perrie: Thank you.
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Leigh-Anne: *Sees Jesy and Jade hold hands* who confessed?
Jesy: *Smiling* I did. It was a very sweet confession.
Jade: You yelled "listen up, you little shit, I'm head-over-heels in love with you and I know you feel the same so I think we should date" and then you threw a heart-shaped waffle at me.
Jesy: But it worked.
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Leigh-Anne: I love you so much. You're the best thing that's ever happened to me.
Perrie: I'm the best thing that's ever happened to you?
Leigh-Anne: Yes.
Perrie: Now I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.
~~~
Jade: Perrie isn't allowed to sign papers anymore.
Jesy & Leigh-Anne: Why?
Jade: Late last night, I caught her signing at least ten papers from a shady guy in Soho.
Perrie: Jade, I-
Jade: YOU ALMOST SOLD YOUR SOUL TO THE DEVIL!
~~~
Perrie: Good morning, Jesy.
Jesy: Go to hell.
Perrie: I'm already there.
~~~
Leigh-Anne: You need to apologize to Jade. Be an adult.
Jesy: I don't want to be an adult, Leigh. I want to be a confused and frustrated teenager who can't deal with her bottled up emotions, so she takes it out on others instead.
Leigh-Anne: Well, you're doing a fantastic job.
~~~
Jesy: Damn Perrie, it's dark in here.
Perrie: Yeah.
Jesy: I'm not scared or anything.
Perrie: Good.
Jesy: I mean, who's scared of the dark? Not me. No, sir.
Perrie: Do you want me to hold your hand?
Jesy: Yes, please.
~~~
Jesy: What's wrong with the way I dress?
Leigh-Anne: Nothing, but some people think that all the black leather makes you look like an evil villain.
Jesy: Do you think I look like an evil villain?
Leigh-Anne: No, I think you look like a sexy villain.
~~~
Perrie: The word of the day is "legs".
Leigh-Anne: Should we go back to my place and spread the word?
Jade: *Faints*
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Sooo, it's been a while now since Sweetener was released, so do you guys have any favourite songs off the album?My favourites are R.E.M., Everytime, Breathin, Goodnight N Go, and obviously God Is A Woman and No Tears Left To Cry
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FanfictionPerrie: What happens after we die? Jade, Jesy, Leigh-Anne: GO TO SLEEP!!!