Jesy to Jake: I guess I won the "I love you more"-game.
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Jade: What should I get Jed for his birthday?
Leigh-Anne: A photo album that you've made on your own is always appreciated.
Perrie: Give him something heartfelt and personal. It could be anything, really. I gave Alex a heart locket with our initials and anniversary date engraved on the heart. He loved it.
Jesy: Birthday sex.
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Leigh-Anne: Coca-Cola is basically detergent.
Perrie: Explain, please.
Leigh-Anne: You see, you can use it to remove rust from tools, get rid of bugs, dissolve calcium build up, clean dirty grout, clean windows, and get rid of stains from clothes.
Jade: So, you're telling us that we've been drinking detergent since we tasted Coke for the first time? Oh my God 😱
Perrie: If Coke can do all of the things you mentioned, just imagine what it does to our bodies.
Jade: I'm never drinking Coke again.
Leigh-Anne: We all know you can't give up Coke.
Jade: I'll drink Pepsi instead.
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Perrie: #LM5IsComing
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Jesy: No one believes us when we say "soon".
Leigh-Anne: And our Mixers hate that word.
Jade: They have every right to hate it. Hell, I hate it too.
Perrie: What word should I have used then?
Jesy: "Loading...". A million times better than "soon".
Perrie: Leigh has already used "Loading...".
Jesy: It's a word, Perrie, not a used condom. You can use it again.
