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"Wake up b we have things fi do." Jason said loudly walking into my room and pulling away my covers.
"Jason it's too early man,leave mi alone." I said, swatting him with my pillow.
Feeling him flop into my bed he rolled on top of me while pinning me down. "The realtor says the viewing starts at 10am, and knowing how you tek long fi bathe and ready it's best if mi wake yuh now."
"Aii,but please move off a mi,yuh breathe is very festive this morning."
Without warning he opened his mouth and breathed heavily in my face. "Dutty johncrow eww." I said in disgust pushing him off of me.
As I pushed him he fell on the ground and laughed. "Nars yuh know seh yuh lie and wicked, mi brush mi teeth before mi come in yah so mi know mi mouth nuh stink."
"Yh yh whatever,how many apartment we ago view today?" I questioned getting out of bed.
"3 or 4 and if mi nuh like dem we affi go look pan couple more."
Yow dat rhyme.
"So is a whole day thing?" I asked, looking at him unimpressed.
"Yh, but after we are done mi will carry yuh go beach." He smiled knowing that I wouldn't turn down the offer.
"Yuh nuh play fair." I hissed walking to the bathroom and slamming the door.
"Hurry up." He shouted.
"Mi shoulda just go work and done."
Taking off my clothes I went into the shower and when I turned it on there was no water.
"Wah the fuck this out of all the days this choose fi happen today." I mumbled miserably.
Grabbing the towel off the heating rack,I wrapped it around my body and proceeded to open the bathroom door.
"Jason." I shouted as I walked out the room.
"Yh mi inna the bathroom."
Walking into his room and opening the bathroom door,I saw that he was in the shower.
"So how come water inna your bathroom and mine dry?" I questioned confused.
Laughing at my misery, he pushed out his head from behind the shower door and said. "Maybe God wah we bathe together this morning" with a smirk.
"Nobody nuh wah see yuh buddy. Please hurry up so mi can bathe." I said sulking.
Hearing him laugh just grieved me even more so I walked out and went to lay in his bed. As I did I smelled his flesh on the sheets and damn I ain't gonna lie,it gave me a sense of comfort till mi all drop asleep.
