I'm running on idk how many hours of sleep, and three slices of toast. And I'm ready to create more content:D
Tweak: I do stand up comedy, that's why my legs hurt so much.
Inkling: I hate to be rude tweak, but that joke was not funny.
Tweak: I hate to be rude inkling, BUT ISN'T 3/4 OF YOUR BLOODLINE DEAD?
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Tunip: hey I just thought of something!
Tunip: you eat so much garbage, your probably the same quality as a McDonald's chicken nugget!
Kwazii: 😨...what?
Tunip: Haha!
*silence*
Tunip: why aren't you laughing I thought that was kinda hilarious.
Kwazii: *starts crying*
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Captain Barnacles: Dashi! Tap into every single one of the Octopods cameras.
Dashi: oh sure let me just load my tap into every camera in the octopod app.
*silence*
Dashi: I'm sorry if that sounded like sarcasm, but I am in.
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Tunip: is it burnt?
Kwazii: it looks good!
Tunip: is it burnt lemme see?
Tunip: *dramatic gasp*
Tunip: KWAZII.
Tunip: *aggressive cough*
Kwazii: SHELLINGTON YOUR KID IS DYING!
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!DARK HUMOR!
(Yes I'm putting a paw patrol meme in a Octonauts book fight me)
Chickaletta: YOU THOUGHT YOU ATE
Chase: OH, BUT I DID!
[15 minutes later]
Marshall: hey chase! Watcha got there?
Chase: We're having roasted Chicken for tonight
The pups: YIPP- wAIT A DAMN MINUTE
Ryder: CHASE YOU CANT JUST ACTUALLY EAT CHICKALETTA BC OF ONE THING SHE SAID-
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Peso: you know drawing on your hand could give you skin cancer, right?
Kwazii, Tweak, Dashi, Paani: I D G A F. I don't give a fu-
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Peso: have you noticed that your voice had changed?
Tweak: yeah, like how I sound like a man and you sound like a piglet on helium?
Peso: you take that BACK.
Tweak: haha, sure! When you ask me like a man.
Peso, in a high pitched voice: I AM A MAN!
Tweak: really, cause right now you sound like a mouse who's parachute won't open.
Peso: *high pitched gibberish and screaming*
Tweak: I forgot I had sensitive ears.
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Natquik: stuck in a elevator because paani decided to jump
All: FUCKING MINT
Natquik: shellington has had 3 panic attacks in ten minutes.
All: FUCKING MINT
Natquik: inkling hasn't said a word since they've got in the elevator
All: FUCKING MINT
Natquik: Tweak and Kwazii are being immature and has been yelling the whole time
All: FUCKING MINT
Natquik: Dashi, Pearl, and Min are listening to music and calling their non-existent mothers.
All: FUCKING MINT
Natquik: squirt has to use the restroom so badly he probably has a bladder infection by now.
All: FUCKING MINT
Natquik: peso is the one we're gonna blame because he's a minority
All: FUCKING MINT
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Kwazii: 99 bottles of beer-
Tweak: shut up.
*silence*
Tweak: what are you doing?
Paani: I think I have a plan
Tweak: well what is it?
Paani: if I jump high enough, the elevator will move again.
Tweak: Paani has your 1/3 of a brain cell been working properly lately?
Kwazii: Because that's a pretty stupid plan.
Tweak: shut up Kwazii not like your plan is any better.
Kwazii: WELL THEN TWEAK WHY DONT YOU FIX THE DAMN ELEVATOR
Tweak: BECAUSE ITS NOT MY PART TO FIX A DAMN ELEVATOR M
[25 minutes later]
Paani, talking to barnacles on his octo-watch: they've been arguing for so long please father come get me.
Captain barnacles: we'll be there as soon as possible.
Paani: THANK YOU.
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(Takes place in the past)
*Peso, having a tea party with his stuffed animals*
Peso: *grabs a cat plush* wait what. Your not coming to my tea party?
Peso: *grabs a bear plush and proceeds to strangle it with one of his flippers* BETHANY I MADE BISCUITS.
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Natquik: OMG LOOK AT WHAT HES WEARING, ITS GIVING THE GAP.
Tracker: :(
Barnacles: YOU MEAN LIKE THAT GAP BETWEEN YOUR TEETH?
Natquik: EXCUSE ME?
Barnacles: HOW ABOUT YOU WORRY ABOUT GETTING BRACES THEN WORRY ABOUT WHAT HES WEARING.
Natquik: OMG-
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