Barnacles: what did I tell you not do to?
Kwazii: burn down the octopod
Barnacles: and what did you do..?
Kwazii: I made dinner
Barnacles:
Kwazii:
Barnacles:
Kwazii: and burnt down the octopod.
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Kwazii: *sneaking in through the window*
Captain barnacles: *turns on a light* where were you all night?
Kwazii: out with tweak
Tweak: *spins around in her chair*
Tweak: don't even try, shellington was info-dumping again.
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Barnacles: Hey tweak, wanna help Kwazii and I?
Tweak: oh I would... but I won't.
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Barnacles: this was almost a great idea!
Tweak: you just described 90% of what the people on this octopod do.
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Tweak, knocking on the captains pod: Captain, open up!
Barnacles: it all started with..
tweak: that's not what-
Kwazii: let him finish!
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Barnacles: well, has Kwazii been wrong before?
Tweak: how far are we willing to go down the list of "everything Kwazii has done wrong?"
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Kwazii: so I'm supposed to do everything by that tweak does? What if she jumps off a cliff!
Barnacles: if tweak were to jump off a cliff, he would have done their due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and angle of the entry. So yes, I'd tweak jumps off a cliff, by all means: jump off the cliff.
Kwazii: you jump off a cliff.
Barnacles: gladly, provided Tweak did first.
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Barnacles, texting tweak: get home safely
Kwazii who has tweaks phone: I'm gone dangerously
Barnacles: stop it
Kwazii who has tweaks phone: I'm home lethally.
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Kwazii, holding a scooter: cap'n! Can I go outside!
Barnacles: sure whatever, I'm not your parent ok?
Kwazii, running outside: thanks cap'n
Barnacles: NOT ON THE STREET! STAY AWAY!
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Barnacles: I thought I was meowing back at my cat for an hour, but it turns out it was Kwazii and I meowing at eachother from the opposite side of the pod.
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Paani: the bird flu? Yeah they tend to do that.
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Kwazii: YOUR TELLING ME A SHRIMP FRIED RICE??
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Paani: wood fired pizza? How is pizza gonna get a job now?!
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Professor Inkling: "Apartment Complex?"
Seems pretty simple to me.
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Shellington: Road work ahead? I sure hope it does!
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That's all next is more Headcannons ig
