I love making these so here you go
FAKE SCENARIO #1
Kwazii, banging on the bathroom door: TWEAK HURRY TF UP
Tweak: I'm recording a tiktok
Kwazii: WHY??
Tweak: Koshii, Jane, and Pinto took over my room.
Kwazii: I hate you guys sometimes.In the launch bay..
pinto: that's a LOT of feathers
Koshii: I told you guys you shouldn't have played pillow fight
Jane: shut the hell up Koshii, you played too!Squirt, sitting ontop of a desk: Armatures.
Kwazii: WHAT THE HELL?! Listen you brats dolls you clean this up RIGHT NOW.
Pinto: ew! Bratzs dolls! I'm cleaning up!
Jane: I prefer barbie
Koshii: just start cleaning up.Squirt: I had no part in this, though I just follow them around. Wherever they go I go.
Kwazii: I'm going to freaking flip.
Paani: you want a paani Pattie?
Kwazii: i'd usually say no, but I'll make an exception for today, sure paani.FAKE SCENARIO #2
THE VEGIMALS SPEAK ENGLISH FOR THISTunip: WHA DID YA DO??
Shellington: AAAAAAAAA
Grouber: he burnt the kitchen
Codish: WHAT
Hailbeet: AAAHAAHAHAAAA
Tunip: well now the octopod burning.Shellington, after calming down: this is fine. *sips coffee respectfully*
Peso,Captain barnacles: YOUR GROUNDED SHELLINGTON.
Shellington: darn it.
This is what shellington looked like while the octopod burnt down lol
FAKE SCENARIO #3
Kwazii: bonk on de head
Kwazii: bonk on de head
Kwazii:bonk on de head
Tweak: stop saying that before I ACTUALLY DO THAT.
Kwazii: AAA OMG ITS A CHILD MURBER
Tweak: the hell is a "child murber"
Kwazii: it's pirate for a child murber
Kwazii: murber...
Kwazii: WHY CAN'T I SAY IT
Tweak: should I use the Kwazii repellent? Eh no this is funny.
Kwazii, struggling to say "murder": MURBERR RAAAAABDMSVSIAS GO A OK S ON HA KK VO MB GEJTweak: kwazii repellent time.
Tweak: KWAZII THERES A SPIDER.
Kwazii: YEOWWWWWW! *runs out the octopod.*
Tweak: WAIT KWAZII- damn it.Kwazii, now in the underwater tornado: IM 😍SPINNING🥳LIKE😀A❤️BALLERINA🩰
Tweak: oh god.FAKE SCENARIO #4
Kwazii: Popsicles everybody!
Pinto: they're popsicles.Captain barnacles: *opens it up and looks at it*
Tweak: *moment of realization*
Tweak: BOY THESE TAMPONS.FAKE SCENARIO #5
Shellington: I have the most perfect idea.Shellington: TURNIP!
*Tunip appears*
Tominow: I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI
*Captain barnacles pushes her on the stroller in the mall, though goes to an rather abrupt halt and she flies out the stroller.Shellington: 😨
Captain barnacles: 😨
Tunip: *Faints*FAKE SCENARIO #6
It's movie night btwPeso: *picks up tunip and hugs him like a stuffed animal* "why did we let Kwazii choose the movie?"
Tweak: *yawns* "I don't know."
Captain barnacles: "tweak you should go to sleep"
Tweak: "I'm not ... tired"
Captain barnacles: Kwazii finger out of your mouth.
Kwazii, who's fingers are all red and beaten: "but iws yummy!"
Peso: "your fingers are all beaten!"
Kwazii: "nuh uh"
Peso, who already finished bandaging kwaziis paws.
Kwazii: "then what am I gonna chew on?"
Tweak: "here's a ball, do whatever." *throws the ball at Kwazii*
*Kwazii starts aggressively biting on the ball.*
Tweak: "I'm not tired, I'm not tired, I'm not-" *falls asleep*
Captain barnacles: "Tired?" *wraps an arm around tweak, as in to keep her warm since the heating broke.*
Peso: I want a hug! *Picks up tunip as if he was a stuffed animal and sits besides captain barnacles*
The rest of the vegimals: cheepa!
*the vegimals all pile around the captain*Captain barnacles: "I love feeling loved."
Paani: "ooh yay hugs! Count me in!" *literally falls ontop of the octo-dad.*
I want to make a one shot out of this.