Randomness 8 i think but its just Tweak&Kwazii

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I think this randomness thing is a series now 🤷‍♂️

Kwazii: Bro like we've always been besties right
Tweak: idk bro where's our matching friendship bracelets
Kwazii: *gasp* we need to go get one rn!1!1
Tweak: yes let's go!!
Peso who was forced to come along: buy a fucking ring while your at it.
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Kwazii, in a princess peach dress: TWEAK I TOLD U TO ORDER MARIO
Tweak: nah I wanted to be Mario lmao
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Kwazii&tweak drawing:
Tweak's canvas being absolutely empty:
Kwaziis canvas being full of colorful paint, aswell as his whole body is covered in red, blue, yellow, green, any color you can name.
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Tweak randomly thinking: I want a Guinea pig
Kwazii randomly thinking: this world is gonna fucking explode in like twenty seconds.
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Kwazii: i feel like if I got hit on by a ton of people
Kwazii: you'd be jealous
Tweak: nuh uh.
Kwazii: tf u mean "nuh uh"
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Kwazii thinking: yk what I'm bored ima make a horrible joke and see if tweak laughs
Tweak: I'm bored
Kwazii: hi bored I'm-
Tweak: shut the fuck up
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Kwazii: tweakk
Tweak: what
Kwazii: what r u listening to
Tweak: your only asking that bc you want me to share my airpods with u bc nobody trust you with getting your own?
Kwazii: *nod*
Tweak: don't fucking drop it
Kwazii: ok :D
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Paani: HAPPY ANNIVERSARY AND I HOPE UR HAPPY U STOLE MY MAN TWEAK
Tweak: we aren't even dating????
Kwazii: I think he's still mad.
Tweak: WE AREN'T EVEN DATING????
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Tweak: Kwazii
Kwazii: I'd never thought you'd say my name
Kwazii: yes tweak?
Tweak: Ryla invited us to a party bc paani said he would stop drinking launch bay water, wanna go?
Kwazii: I'll go if you go.
Tweak: we aren't going I'm too tired to do this.
Kwazii: makes sense can I play Pac-Man?
Tweak:don't break anything
Kwazii: *nod*
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*takes place at a random basketball court im using style one shots from tiktok to do most of these lmao*

Tweak: *casually watching Kwazii play*
Tweak: *looks up from the table*
Kwazii: hey!
Tweak: oh hi.
Kwazii: do you wanna try to throw the basketball into the hoop?
Tweak: I've never done that before though.
Kwazii: so? It'll be fun! And I swear on my last life I won't let you feel disappointed in yourself
Tweak: ok fine.

*on the basketball court*
Tweak: so we have our hands like this.. and then we just jump and shoot?
Kwazii: basically
Tweak: this does sound easy!
Kwazii: now try shooting!
Tweak: ok.
Tweak: *in attempt to throw the basketball in the hoop, he misses by like one centimeter*
Tweak: :(
Kwazii: if tweaks sad I'm sad lmao
Kwazii and tweak: :(
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Kwazii, scrolling on tiktok: what's this?
The video: "imagine being so important to someone they tagged u in the video"
Kwazii: I hate these videos.
Kwazii: wait what's in my inbox?
*checks his inbox*
Tw3ak! Mentioned you in a video.
Kwazii: "What's this?"
Kwazii *clicks on the mention thing, and the same video he was just watching tweak tagged him in.*
Kwazii: I am eternally happy.
Kwazii fifteen minutes later: *runs into the launch bay*
Kwazii: YAYYYY YOU CARE ABR ME!!!1!1!1!
Tweak: yeah yeah😒
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Tweak: yk ima just
*picks up Kwazii and puts him over his head.*
(Tweak goes by he/she pronouns btw)
Kwazii: TWEAK STOP
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Tweak: bro my hair is so ugly
Kwazii: *slowly turns around and blinks*
Kwazii: your hair is wonderful don't say bad things about yourself to yourself >:(
Tweak: yeah yeah whatever. *walks away*
Kwazii: hmmmm
Kwazii the next day: Hi tweak!
Tweak: hi Kwaz-
Kwazii: do you like my hair?
*them literally having the same hairstyle*
Tweak: I can't believe it.
Tweak: yes I like your hair Kwazii! But you didn't have to cut it!
Kwazii: so? My hair was long anyways.
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Kwazii: BESTIE
tweak: this means you have a horrible idea.
Tweak: WHAT
Kwazii: can we cosplay as superhero's
Tweak: I CALL WONDERWOMAN
Kwazii: HE ISNT RVEN A WOMAN-
Peso, overhearing this conversation: Q U É ?
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