Have this while I'm thinking of ideas for the actual last part of this recruiting the Octonauts
Kwazii: so who invited the Easter bunny? Tweak: don't call me an Easter bunny, I'll go right up your nose! Peso: woah! You wouldn't hit a woman! Kwazii: ...
Kwazii: THATS A WOMAN?! ——————- Kwazii: And if I run up to barnacles, he will most certainly catch me. Barnacles: WAIT NO IM HOLDING COFFEE-
Kwazii: *jumps onto the captain anyways* *coffee mug breaks* Barnacles: damnit. ————————- (Vegimals speak English) Kwazii after finding a random pot: we should touch it! Tweak: are you kidding Kwazii?! It's GLOWING. Kwazii: you won't regret it! Tunip: cmon tweak, we can trust Kwazii! Tweak: ... Tweak: trust Kwazii? You realize we are talking about Kwazii, right? Dashi: Tweak put your stupid hand on the pot Tweak: ... Tweak: fine. *touches the pot* Tweak, sarcastically: oh wowie this is great! Kwazii: *laughs* Tweak: huh- Kwazii: This just sent a shock down my whole body :,D Kwazii: it worked! Shellington: what worked? Kwazii: you all have powers now too!! Tweak: Great! Now I can hear your stupid thoughts too! How wonderful. Tunip: Kwazii what can you do? Kwazii: *lifts up a table* I HAVE SUPER STRENGTH. Shellington: wow! And you can read other peoples mind? Dashi: tweak what am I thinking about?? Tweak: DASHI PINEAPPLES ARE NOT MADE OUT OF CHEESE- ————————— Inkling: ok children take a seat we have a lot of work to do today Inkling: let's start the day with a few new ⚡️math problems ⚡️ Inkling: what is 5x2?
*absolute silence* Inkling: cmon children don't be shy just give it your best shot. Kwazii: *raises his hand* Inkling: Yes Kwazii? Kwazii: 12? Inkling: ok let's try and get a answer from someone who isn't a complete retard. ————————
Dashi: Hii y'all Tweak: *hellspawn noises* Dashi: AAAAA GET YOUR FUCKIN DOG BITCH Kwazii: it don't bite Dashi: YES IT DO- —————- Kwazii: look at the difference at the way we treat our friends and the way we treat eachother. Kwazii: Get well soon - From barnacles Kwazii: We (totally) miss you - from Dashi Kwazii: that train should've ended you - from tweak. —————- Dashi: but why can't I go to the dance?! Barnacles: because I run this octopod and I said you can't go. Inkling, tweak: WHO runs this octopod? Barnacles: the founder and the builder. Inkling: that's what I thought. Inkling: you can go to the dance. Tweak: now give your daughter some money. Barnacles: *mutters* fuckin hell. Barnacles: *gives Dashi 20 dollars* Kwazii: wow you bitched out fast as hell. —————-
Tweak: alright what about drinks do you have drinks? Shellington: we have all natural, OrGaNiC and FrEsH pressed juices. Tweak: do you have all natural, organic and fresh pressed tequila? Peso: we don't serve alcohol here sir. Tweak: waiittt back up back up. Tweak: so you have no meat, no cheese, no bread, and no alcohol?! Shellington: correct! Tweak: do you hate happiness? Peso: excuse me? Tweak: I'm just curious do you hate all things that are amazing? Shellington: ... Peso: thats rude. Tweak: I mean you got a weird diet alright- I get it. I'll give you that. Tweak: but ZERO alcohol?! Tweak: like- how do you make your problems go away?? Peso: by mediation and therapy (he doesn't do any of that in reality) Tweak: I tried meditation once and I fell asleep for three days. Tweak: and therapy? What's the point in paying someone to tell you shit that other people already tell you. Shellington: SIR. You're entitled to your OwN oPinIoNs. ——————— Kwazii: would you guys be there for me if I was going through something? Tweak: no. (Probably a lie) Dashi: absolutely not. Shellington: nope. Inkling: I hope whatever your going through sucks. Kwazii: I HOPE IT SUCKS?! I WAS JUST ASKING A QUESTION- Tweak: and you got your answer. ——————
Tweak: guys look the word gullible is written on the ceiling Peso: what do you mean? There's nothing on the ceiling *silence* Peso: I'm literally looking at the ceiling right now there's nothing- *sudden realization* Peso: damnit FLIP YOU ——————- Tweak: Dashi be like "he's my world" Tweak: like girl this is your 8th world this MONTH. Tweak: tf is you doin? Dashi: creating a solar system??? What else would I be doing??? ——————— Shellington: I should turn you in right now Peso: you wouldn't. Peso: would you? Shellington: give me one reason why I shouldn't. Peso: uhhhhhhhhhhhhh Peso: because I'm your boyfriend? Shellington: ... Shellington: RAAAAAAAAAAA —————————
And that's all I got for now
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