Y/N POV
We hauled his miserable ass to the infirmary, me and Yasuo both got the urge to just dump him on the side of the sidewalk on the way, but we didn't.
He should be fucking thankful I didn't cast another spell; he should be thankful Yasuo didn't slit his throat or shoot him.
A nursing student sees us barrel in with a chicken nugget Ezreal in our hands.
Nurse: Oh my gosh! Right this way, put him in here!
We plop him in the bed in the one room.
Nurse: What happened?
Honesty will work for this one.
Y/N: He attacked my girlfriend, so-
Yasuo: He backed out in traffic and got hit by a bus, is he going to be okay?
Nurse: U-uh yeah, he should be fine.
We both sigh in relief, then leave him there.
Nurse: You guys know anyone he can contact for emergencies?
Yasuo: Uh, he will when he wakes up.
Y/N: Yeah.
Yasuo: Hey Y/N, I gotta take a leak, go out to the limo, Ahri texted and said it's out there.
He walks into the bathroom, but doesn't lock the door, which is strange.
I sit in the limo outside.
Driver: And Yasuo?
Y/N: In the bathroom, he'll be a little bit.
*DISTANT BANG! BANG! BANG!*
Well, someone is launching fireworks or something.
Yasuo walks out with a satisfying smile on his face, getting in the car.
Yasuo: Well, that was nice, alright. Driver! Take us to the resort.
Driver: Right away, sirs.
The police pull up to the infirmary as we round the corner, okay...
Y/N: So, were those fireworks?
Yasuo: Yeah, I heard them too, no idea what they were...
He winces as he adjusts his gun in his pants.
Y/N: Cutting off loose ends?
Yasuo: Ah, you know me too well, only loose end I have is my long... luxurious... hair...
Y/N: Dude?
This psychopath, who the hell wrote this guy?
Yasuo: Don't act like you didn't want it too! I saw that look in your eye, the same look we got when we were kids and you nearly killed Kayn.
Y/N: W-well... maybe.
Yasuo: Also, uh... you know what's been up with Ahri, she's like... always looking at you and stuff, you do any magic?
Y/N: I told you man, I don't operate like that, and I said I'd try to keep you guys together.
Yasuo: No, you PROMISED to keep us together.
Y/N: Don't rely on me! This is all you and her!
And a little bit me.
Yasuo: Whatever man, could you at least wait until this tour is over?
Fuck man, sorry, I didn't wait, oops.
Y/N: Y-yeah... u-uh, sure man.
Yasuo: What got me was when we were at the party, what were you gonna say to her?
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Gifted? Magical? Please (KDA X Male Reader)
Romance-Y/N L/N was once a boy, born and raised in Ionia, exposed to the magic and pure unspoiled beauty of the region. Being of Vastayan descent, it came naturally that he'd become gifted, possessing powers that the average Bilgewater fiend could only dre...
