A Guy In The Analysts Club

XXIV

~ENFP's POV~

Girlie you're so stupid,why would you do that? I know he's not very comfortable but who cares? He's my bestie anyway...I felt weird using that word for him. He doesn't look like bestie...he looks more like daddy but ok. NEVERMIND I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING. I went to my gang.

--Yooo,ENFP,where were you? (ENTP)
--She was riding INTJ. (ESFP)
--NO,dumbasses,I was just tired! (ENFP)
--Yea,yea,we were just kidding. Y'all wouldn't do it in public,even tho it would've been a nice show. (ESTP)

I slap him behind the head.

--Yo,are you bored of PornHub or something?! (ENFP)
--Neh,I just wanted to see the real life corn. Maybe volunteer...if you know what I mean. (ESTP)
--YO,INTJ IS NOT GAY! Stop! (ENFP)
--See? You can have me instead of that emo. (ENTP)

I slap ENTP,too.

--Doesn't matter if he's an emo,he is still smarter than you! (ENFP)
--He is smarter than everyone. (ESFP)
--Then why doesn't he have some fun? Boring. I'd rather be stupid but fun. (ESTP)
--Maybe he's also having fun in his ways. Maybe he's having fun alone. (ENFP)
--Or with you...if you know what I mean. (ENTP)
--ENTP! (ENFP)

I pull him by his hair a bit.

--OUCH! Stop,you grandma! (ENTP)
--WHO YOU CALLIN' A GRANDMA YOU BITCH ASS? (ENFP)
--SHUT YO SLOPPY DOPPY FLOPPY ASS GIRL,YOU LOOK LIKE YOU CAME FROM THE FOREST. (ENTP)
--WOAH IMMA TAKE THE POPCORN! (ESTP)
--I NEED TO FILM THIS SHI' LIVE! (ESFP)
--Just kidding bestiee! (ENTP)
--Yass,we're cool,we're chill! (ENFP)
--Y'all are bipolar as fuck. (ESFP)
--That's how we normally talk. Did you hit your head and forgot our language? (ENFP)
--Sometimes y'all amaze me. (ESFP)
--YO LET'S GO DANCE! (ESTP)

We went to dance again. I was feeling like my social battery was about to finish,so after 15 minutes I go up to INTJ.

--Hey,what's the time? (ENFP)
--Why? Are you already bored? (INTJ)
--Doesn't matter why. Just tell me the time. (ENFP)
--It's... (INTJ)

He looks down at his watch and says:

--10:20PM. When are we gonna leave? (INTJ)
--Maybe the question is when can YOU leave,because imma stay here all night. (ENFP)
--I told you I am leaving when you are leaving. (INTJ)
--Well...the ball finishes at midnight. (ENFP)
--MIDNIGHT?! (INTJ)
--I know,right? Too early. (ENFP)
--And did I hear right or is there an after-party too? (INTJ)
--Yup,there is! So I am staying here until...2AM I think,but me and the gang are trynna' have a new record and stay until 3AM. (ENFP)
--You're wild. (INTJ)
--You're missing out. (ENFP)
--And this is how you ruin your sleep schedule. (INTJ)
--Don't ruin yours and go home then! (ENFP)

~INTJ's POV~

And leave you alone so any guy can get his hands on you? I don't think so.

--We came as a pair,we leave as a pair. (INTJ)
--We didn't come as a pair. You came first and I came second. (ENFP)
--But we stepped in here together. (INTJ)
--Yea...good point. Ok,then you will stay until I wanna leave. (ENFP)
--You got it. I don't know why I got to repeat this to you,we already talked about it at home. (INTJ)
--For real....hey! I came to you to ask you the time,not to discuss! (ENFP)

This is what I love about our not-yet-relationship relationship.

--And is this my fault? (INTJ)
--Yes,you asked when we are going to leave. (ENFP)
--Ok,I shouldn't have asked then. Go have fun,you missed a song. (INTJ)
--Oh shite! (ENFP)

She quickly ran to the dance floor. I wonder how she didn't stumble in her shoes yet,except for when she came to me the first time. I got bored,so I took a book out. The music wasn't that loud where I was,so I could easily concentrate. Next to me sits ISTJ,he is similar to me so we sometimes get along quite well,even if I don't talk to anyone most of the time.

--Hello. What brings you here? (INTJ)
--Someone named ESFP wouldn't leave me alone. (ISTJ)

He has a heavy British accent.

--Oh,so you have your own extrovert who adopted you? (INTJ)
--Kind of. How do you know? (ISTJ)
--I have my own little ball of energy who wouldn't leave me alone. (INTJ)
--Let me guess,the green girl who constantly clings to you? (ISTJ)
--Yes. ENFP. (INTJ)
--Didn't you love your personal space? (ISTJ)
--Seems like ENFP also loves my personal space. (INTJ)
--Funny,what can I say? You hate events so much,you even bought a book. (ISTJ)
--I was bored. (INTJ)
--I'm sorry I tell you this,but you two would be perfect together. You just click with her. (ISTJ)
--Yes,I know,ri- WHY DO YOU ALSO SAY THESE THINGS? (INTJ)
--Caught you. What are you reading about? (ISTJ)
--Something. Mind your own business,I am not in the mood of talking. (INTJ)

So I sit and read,peeking an eye at ENFP sometimes. She socialised and joked around and danced and tried to make everyone laugh.

~After an hour~

I was three quarters into the book and ISTJ was reading too,when I feel myself being dragged by my hand to get up. It wasn't that big of a mystery who it was.

--Yo,are you seriously reading? (ENFP)
--No,I am dying. Of course I am reading. (INTJ)
--A waltz is about to play and all the pairs are dancing together,come on! (ENFP)

I drop the book and I find myself on the dance floor,again.

--So we are doing this dance again. (INTJ)
--Yep,don't you want to? (ENFP)
--Well,I do want to. It is my pleasure,Miss. (INTJ)
--But don't you want to dance with anyone else? If I disturb you,I can dance with ENTP or something. (ENFP)

So you are teasing me? You want to play dirty? I see how it is.

--No,you're dancing with me and me only. (INTJ)
--Oh wow,ok sir,however you want. (ENFP)

Two can play that game,see? And we were dancing again. I could dance forever with her and not get bored.

~After 15 minutes~

--HOW ARE YOUR LEGS LASTING THIS LONG? (ENFP)
--I don't know. You're also wearing heels,so it's not fair. (INTJ)
--They are literally killing me! (ENFP)
--Why didn't you take anything else? (INTJ)
--This is literally the most stylish footwear I own! (ENFP)
--Go rest,there are only 25 minutes until this ends. Then you can do whatever you want. (INTJ)
--Ok...what were you reading? (ENFP)
--History. Don't tell me you're interested now. (INTJ)
--Can you read for me a bit? (ENFP)
--Aww,little ENFP needs daddy INTJ to read her a bedtime story? (INTJ)

WAIT NO WHAT DID I SAY?

--UM...WHAT DID YOU SAYYYY?! (ENFP)
--Nothing. What did I say? (INTJ)

I blush a bit. No actual way. I literally wanted the ground to swallow me.

--Anyway,yes,I want a bedtime story. (ENFP)

We sat on a couch and I started reading about the World War II. Bet it would bore ENFP out and we can finally go home so she can sleep and I would not have to stay to this after-party. She fell asleep indeed. Yes! After some moments,the clock strikes midnight.
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