A Guy In The Analysts Club

V

--ENFP,quieter! We don't want everybody to know yet! (ENFJ)
--Oh,ok...ANYWAY,TIME FOR CONFETTI! (ENFP)

I blew the confetti and ENTP suddenly started twerking.

--Ohhh yeaaaa! (ESTP)
--Look at that nice juicy ass! (ENFP)

He stopped and flipped his long,imaginary hair.

--Well thanks darling,I am going to take that as a compliment. (ENTP)

The couple started laughing.

--Oui,mon chèri,you slayed with zat big booty. (ENFP)
--Hey! No one calls my homie that! (ESTP)
--AYOO,GOT SOMETHING TO CONFESS TOO?! (ENFP)
--NO NO NO JUST KIDDING! (ENTP)
--Actually yes...HA HA,KIDDING ALSO! (ESTP)

All of us started laughing. I notice ESFP being quieter than ever.

--Hey,girl. (ENFP)

She stayed still. Was this really ESFP? She would be the party goer here!

--Um...ESFP??? (ENFP)
--Uh...what happened? (ESFP)
--What happened? YOU TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED! You were supposed to be like an energy ball around here! (ENFP)

INFP comes closer.

--What's wrong,sweetie? Are you sad? (INFP)
--No...I am just so freaking tired. These two dicks fucking gave me sleeping pills. (ESFP)
--Sleeping pills?! (ENFP)
--Um,ESFP,can we talk? (ENTP)
--No,I HAVE AN IDEA. (ENFP)
--What? (ESTP)
--The three of us can take sleeping pills and INFP notes down the first,second and third place! (ENFP)
--Genius! (ESTP)
--No it's not. (INFP)
--YeS iT iS. (ENTP)

We all took the sleeping pills. I stayed strong. ENTP fell asleep first. I kinda felt sleepy,too. But ESTP was still standing.

--See? I'm also still standi-... (ENFP)

But I fell asleep.

~3 hours later~

I woke up. I looked on my phone to see the time. 2 AM. I forgot to change in my pajamas. I went to the bathroom to change,and when I saw my face I nearly screamed. They drew on me. Cat whiskers,hearts,freckles,stars,eyeliner and a cat nose! I was kinda...liking it. Why not? I changed in my pajamas,but I wasn't sleepy anymore. Hey,this was a game night but we didn't play any games! I had to wake the fellas' up. I put on a Cupcakke remix,because that's what the gang likes,and woke everyone up.

--Hey,what's the time?! Are you crazy?! (ESTP)
--2AM. It's too early! Plus,we didn't even play any games! (ENFP)
--Ugh,why meeee?! (ESTP)
--'Cause you're the funniest person out of here. (ENFP)
--Hey,how about me?! (ENTP)
--I said that to wake you up,ENTP. (ENFP)
--So I am not really the funniest here? (ESTP)
--I don't know,maybe you are the most pervert. (ENTP)
--Ha ha ha,look at who speaks! (ENFP)
--Anyway,do you wanna play Roblox? (ESFP)
--Ew,no,Roblox is for dummies. (ENTP)
--Yea,and you don't you have 200.000 diamonds on Royale High. (ENFP)
--Ugh,ok,you caught me. So what do y'all wanna play? (ENTP)
--Let's start classic. Colour Block? (ENFP)
--It's color. (ESTP)
--Colour. (ENTP)
--Color. (ESTP)
--Colour. (ENTP)
--Wait...what does colour mean? I don't know its sense anymore. (INFP)
--Let's play Colour Color Block! (ENFP)
--Yes. (ENFJ)

We got online and played.

~1 match after~

--HOW COULD INFP POSSIBILY WIN?! (ESTP)
--Luck? (INFP)
--No,it's not luck. You just suck,ESTP. (ENFP)
--Hah,then let's play something else. (ESTP)
--Rage quitter. (ENTP)
--Rage fucker. (ESTP)
--How do you know? Do you have experience? (ENTP)
--Everything is a competition for you,isn't it? (ENFJ)
--Yes. (ENTP & ESTP)

We played a bit more.

~2 hrs later~

--What's the time? (INFP)
--4AM. (ENFP)

We went to sleep,finally.

~8 hours later~

I woke up,only ESTP in the room,still sleeping. I look at the phone. 12PM. And 15 messages,2 voice messages and 5 missed calls! From ESFP. I call her back.

--Uh,hi! I just woke up to be honest. ESTP is still sleeping. (ENFP)
--WELL WAKE HIM UP! TODAY IS MBTI MEETING DAY AND YOU BOTH ARE SUPER DUPER LATE! (ESFP)

WAIT WHAT?!

--WHY DIDN'T YOU WAKE US UP?! (ENFP)
--We were in a hurry. Anyway,come here! And make sure to bring ESTP,too! (ESFP)

I ended the call and woke up ESTP.

--ESTP wake up! (ENFP)
--Only if there is a hot Latina nearby. (ESTP)
--Yea,yea,we'll find her. Now get up! (ENFP)

We quickly dressed up,took our stuff and left ESTP's apartament.
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