All of us are dead Girls (Oneshots and Preferences)

Incorrect Quotes #4

(none of these are mine, credits to the original owners)

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(this one is mine, this exactly happened to me last night)

Nam-ra, seeing Y/n struggling getting a cookie from the cookie jar- you know you can just get one properly

Y/n- Its called... uhm... stealing...

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Na-yeon- I have the sharpest memory, name one time i forgot something.

Y/n- you left me in walmart parking lot like, three weeks ago.

Na-yeon- I did that on purpose, try again

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I-sak- fuck

Nam-ra- language

Na-yeon- shit!

Nam-ra- language!

Mi-jin- who the fuck do you think you're calling a bitch, you ass?!

Nam-ra- language!

On-jo- what the frick frack tickity tic tac snik snak bro?

Nam-ra- 

Nam-ra- what the fuck?

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Y/n- i made tea

Hyeong-ju- i dont want tea

Y/n- i did not make tea for you

Hyeong-ju- then why are you telling me?

Y/n- it is a conversation starter

Hyeong-ju- Thats a lousy conversation starter

Y/n- oh is it? we are conversing, checkmate

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Y/n- im going to buy a car

Ha-ri- wow, are you going to name it?

Y/n- of course, im gonna name it mi-jin

Ha-ri- why?

Y/n- so i can Park Mi-jin

Mi-jin-

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Nam-ra, staring at the kitchen mess

Nam-ra- you three explain now

Y/n- it was Na-yeon!

I-sak- It was Na-yeon!

Na-yeon- it was Na-yeon!

Na-yeon- ...

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On-jo- if i run and jump at n/n, she will most certainly catch me in her arms.

On-ji, running to Y/n- INCOMING!

Y/n- NO! IM HOLDING COFFEE!

Y/n, drops coffee to catch On-jo

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Nam-ra- what are you drinking?

Y/n- vodka

Nam-ra- what the hell? straight?

Y/n- no, gay

Nam-ra- NOT YOU, THE VODKA

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I-sak, in court- your honor i would like to plead guily

Judge- wh-

On-jo,crying- i would also like to request death penalty

Judge- this.. is a... parking ticket..