All of us are dead Girls (Oneshots and Preferences)

Incorrect Quotes #5

(none of these are mine, all credits to the original owners)

—

Y/n- Do you ever get water hungry?

On-jo- water hungry?

Nam-ra- do you mean thirsty?

Y/n, blinks- Oh

—

On-jo- n/n, prez wont come out of her room

Y/n- just tell her i said something

On-jo- Like what?

Y/n- anything factually incorrect

Nam-ra, a few minutes later- did you just say the sun is a fucking planet-

—

Hyeong-ju- I'm gonna need a human skull but you cant ask why

Y/n- only is you dont ask why.

Y/n, pulls out four pristine human skulls out of their bag

Hyeong-ju-

Y/n-

Hyeong-ju- this one will work

—

Hyo-ryung- you know you can die from that, right?

Nam-ra, smoking a c1gar3tte- that's the point

Y/n, drinking alc0h0l- were just trying to speed this up

On-jo, eating raw cookie dough- *nodding*

—

Na-yeon- Yeah were arch-enemies, but i would fuck you if you asked

Y/n, blushing- what?

Na-yeon, blushing- what?

Ji-min, eating chips in the background- she said she would fuck you if you asked

—

Eunji- we need to distract these guys

Hyeong-ju- leave it to me

Hyeong-ju- Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects, Discuss

Na-yeon, Hyo-ryung and Ji-min- *immediately begin arguing*

Eunji, watching in horror- Oh this, i dont like this, i dont like this at all

—

Mi-jin- The food is too cute, i can't eat it!

Na-yeon-

I-sak-

Eunji-

Hyeong-ju-

Hee-su-

Ha-ri- you're cute, but i'd still eat y-

Nam-ra- ONE DINNER

Y/n, sigh- here we go again

Nam-ra- ONE NORMAL DINNER IS ALL I ASK!

—

Y/n- a mosquito tried to bite me and i slapped and killed it

Y/n- and i started thinking

Y/n- like it was just trying to get food

Y/n- What if i went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck

Y/n- how would i feel

Nam-ra- are you ok?

—

Demon- hey i took your soul last month-