All of us are dead Girls (Oneshots and Preferences)

Incorrect Quotes #8

(None of these are mine, all credits to the owners)

(Hehe, I'm back)

(If i accidentally used the same quote from a past chapter, i apologies i have not been working on this for so long)

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Na-yeon- Hey Y/n, can i get a sip of your water?

Y/n- It's not water

Na-yeon- Vodka, I like your style!

Y/n- it's vinegar

Na-yeon- Wh-Wha-

Y/n- It's vinegar, COWARD

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Nam-ra, addressing the squad- and if you have any suggestions feel free to put them in the suggestion box

Y/n- But- thats the trash can

Nam-ra- It sure is!

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Na-yeon- Do you take constructive criticism

Y/n- I only take cash or credit

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Y/n- Sometimes i drink milk straight out of the container

On-jo- The cow???

Y/n- What?

Nam-ra- On-jo, W H Y?

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Y/n- Are you sure this is the right direction?

Mi-jin- Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest

Ha-ri- In that case, we're definitely lost

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Y/n- Hyeon-ju and i have this kind of easy chemistry where we finish each others-

Hyeon-ju- Sentences

Y/n- Don't interrupt me

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On-jo- Have you seen a person named 'Y/n' around here?

Nam-ra- Ugh, yes. They made a horrible mess of the blood fountain.

Na-yeon- It looks fine to me?

Nam-ra- IT USED TO BE WATER!!

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Ms. Park, talking to Y/n on the phone- Did you preheat the oven like i told you to?

Y/n- You bet!

Ms. Park- At what temperature?

Y/n- 535

Ms. Park- That's the clock

Y/n- 

Ms. Park-

Y/n- 536

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Y/n- Just be yourself

Nam-ra 'Be myself'? Y/n, I have one day to win On-jo over, How long did it take before you guys started liking me?

I-sak- Couple of weeks

Hee su- Six months

Na-yeon- Jury's still out

Nam-ra- See, Y/n

Nam-ra ' Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?

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Y/n- if i die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you're all invited

Hyeon-ju- If?

Eunji- Great, the only party i've ever been invited to and they might not even die

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Store Worker- Would a Mx. Y/n, please come to the front desk?

Y/n, arriving at the desk- Hello, is there a problem?

Store Worker, points to Hyo-ryung and Jimin- I believe they belong to you?

Hypo-ryung and Jimin, simultaneously- We got lost :(

Y/n- I didn't even bring you guys here with me-

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Y/n- Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety, I'll wait

Hee su- You and Me!!!

Y/n, tearing up- Okay

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Y/n- If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well i think that'd be a neat noise

Eunji- I beg to differ

Y/n- Then beg

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*Y/n and Eunji are doing something absurdly dangerous*

Y/n- I think Houdini did something like this once! Why, if i recall correctly, he was out of the hospital in no time!

Eunji, deadpan- Well thats encouraging.

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Ha-ri- so, whats for dinner?

Mi-jin, staring at the food she just burnt- Regret

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Y/n, setting down a card- Ace of spades

I-sak, pulling out an Uno card- +4

Na-yeon, pulling out a Pokemon card- Jolteon, i choose you

Ji-min, trembling- What are we playing

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Y/n- I just ended a four year relationship

Na-yeon- Oh, I'm sorry are you ok?

Y/n- Hm? Oh yeah, Im fine. It wasn't my relationship

*Ji-min and Hyo-ryung fighting from across the room*

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Y/n- If you had to choose between Ji-min and all the money i have in my wallet, which would you choose?

Hyo-ryung- That depends, how much money are we talking about?

Hi-min- Hyo-ryung!

Y/n- 63 cents

Hyo-ryung- I'll take the money

Ji-min- HYO-RYUNG!!!

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A/n- i have found my motivation and i hope everything can be ok here and i wont use my supporters since everything happening in my country.

not to mention some ph artist are losing their clients just because of this years voting.

I hope they find a different client by now, they have been having problems with money these days :[.

That's all, I'll see you guys in the next chapter, I promise I'll update more :).