All of us are dead Girls (Oneshots and Preferences)

At this point anything we do just turns into madness

(This is for entertainment purposes only)

reminder-

Y/N- simp

On-jo- mustprotec

Nam-ra- littlemiss'perfect'

I-sak- eye-sak

Na-yeon- secrettaker

Eunji- mustprotec(2)

Hee-su- hee-lium

Hyeong-ju- theonlycoolbully

Ha-ri- bow

Mi-jin- arrow

Ji-min- gay panik

Hyo-ryung- mother of the group
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[ A Dead Group Chat Like Life ]

[ theonlycoolbully ] - Hey guys remember the elevator incident?

{ Flashback }

/IRL conversation\

Ha-ri, on the phone - so let me get this straight...

Ha-ri ,otp- On-jo and I-sak thought it was a good idea to jump while the elevator is working

Ha-ri, otp- Eunji had THREE panic attacks in 10 whole minutes

Ha-ri, otp- you haven't said a thing since you got stuck

Ha-ri, otp- Na-yeon and Mi-jin are being immature and yelling Iike what I'm hearing at the back

Ha-ri, otp- Y/n have just been listening to music and trying to call her mom

Ha-ri, otp- Hee su have been holding her pee and might have a bladder invection

Ha-ri, otp- And your are all gonna blame it on Hyeon-ju since she always drag you guys into mess

Nam-ra- yeah..

Ha-ri, otp- and where's Ji-min and Hyo-ryeong?

Nam-ra- sitting in the corner questioning their existence..

Ha-ri, otp- ...

Ha-ri, otp- yeah im gonna get help

Nam-ra- thank you...

{ End of Flashback }

[ theonlycoolbully ] - I still fucking hate all of you after blaming it on me

[ littlemiss'perfect' ] - cry about it

[ theonlycoolbully ] - ...

[ theonlycoolbully ] - prez..?

[ simp ] - lmaoOo

[ bow ] - what did on-jo nd y/n did to you....

[ mustprotec ] - we fixed it :D

[ bow ] - you guys did a bad job at it

[ simp ] - what the fuk u say about my gf you bitch?

(Tuesday - 12:17pm)

[ theonlycoolbully ] - why the fck is y/n eating all the cereal?

[ simp ] - I like CRONCH

[ bow ] - can we like

[ bow ] - get this all clear and who is who's dorm mates

[ theonlycoolbully ] - me, Y/n And On-jo shares a room
I-sak and Nam-ra
Na-yeon, Hee su and Eunji
Mi-jin is alone
I dont know bout you and Ji-min and Hyo-ryeong

[ bow ] - appreciated

[ theonlycoolbully ] - np 👍

(Tuesday - 1:14pm)

[ simp ] - which one of you mother fuckers took my fries

[ simp ] - I swear i will come for your shins if I find out who took 'em

[ theonlycoolbully ] - what If it's nam-ra or on-jo?

[ simp ] - they don't count here they are my gf's and take what ever they want from me

[ theonlycoolbully ] - of fucking course

[ simp ] - now

[ simp ] - WHO

[ simp ] - TO

[ simp ] - MY

[ simp ] - FRIES

[ bow ] - theres no such thing as peace in this world don't we

[ simp ] - no

[ simp ] - now who took it

[ theonlycoolbully ] - ok fine I did

[ simp ] - ...

[ simp ] - I'm gonna come for your shins

[ theonlycoolbully ] - hAh goodbye so called world

[ mustprotec(2) ] - rip hyeon-ju

[ mustprotec ] - press f to pay respect

[ hee-lium ] - f

[ secrettaker ] - a lost soldier, f

[ eye-sak ] - she will be missed, f

[ arrow ] - forever in our hearts, f

[ gay panik ] - a fallen soldier, f

[ mother of the group ] - goodbye hyeon-ju you will be forever missed, f

[ littlemiss'perfect' ] - ...

[ littlemiss'perfect' ] - what the fuck did I just witness

[ mustprotec ] - a death of a true soldier

[ littlemiss'perfect' ] - ...

[ bow ] - I was never here

[ bow went offline ]

[ littlemiss'perfect' ] - helP??

[ mustprotec(2) ] - no help for you lesbian

[ littlemiss'perfect' ] - shut your aroace ass up will you

(Tuesday - 7:38pm)

[ simp ] - sleep deprivation at it's finest

[ mustprotec ] - it's only 7pm n/n if your still awake at 10 the me nd nam are gonna come over

[ littlemiss'perfect' ] - no im not

[ mustprotec ] - yes we are

[ littlemiss'perfect' ] - your just gonna encourage her to not sleep so she can get stolen cuddles and kisses from us

[ mustprotec ] - so be it :)

[ littlemiss'perfect' ] - you are In the same dorm room as her it ain't fair

[ littlemiss'perfect' ] - ughh whatever

(Tuesday - 10:29pm)

[ Sashannarcy but make it ✨Canon✨]

[ chaotic gf ] - ill be waiting for those cuddles and kisses

[ short gf ] - great im coming to your room

[ short gf ] - @/smart gf

[ short gf ] - @/smart gf

[ short gf ] - @/smart gf

[ short gf ] - @/smart gf

[ short gf ] - @/smart gf

[ short gf ] - @/smart gf

[ short gf ] - @/smart gf

[ short gf ] - @/smart gf

[ short gf ] - @/smart gf

[ short gf ] - @/smart gf

[ short gf ] - @/smart gf

[ smart gf ] - FINE!

[ smart gf ] - geez

[ short gf ] - see you at y/n's room honey!