GO1DEN TICKET COMPETITION - USA
[1D PODCAST]
The Boys: Good Morning America!
Niall: Ok, we're here to announce the details of the 'Bring Me To 1D' competition USA!
Harry: Can I just say this is my favourite one? This is my favourite one.
Louis: Yes, we know that mate. Ok.... for 'Bring Me To 1D' USA we are launching America's biggest ever beauty pageant. We are searching the whole of the U.S for America's most beautiful Directioner!
Harry: And I'm going to be judging it.
Liam: No you're not
Harry: Yes I am
Zayn: No you're not. I'm judging it.
Niall: (With mouthful of of something resembling Nando's chicken) I'm dwudgng gi!
Harry/Liam/Louis/Zayn: NO YOU'RE NOT!
Zayn: We all know that America is full of beautiful girls.....don't we Harry?
Harry: (Blushes)No comment.
Louis: So girls, it's time to get your face packs on, your facial scrubs out.....
Liam: Do girls scrub their faces? Weird!
Louis: ...and your best frocks dusted off. We'll be running heats all across the country, the winners of each heat will go forward to the grand final pageant which will take place in Hollywood. All you need to do is send in a recent picture to our judging panel, the address is on our website.
Liam: Actually I don't mind judging it.
Harry: I said it first!
Louis: I said it a week ago!
Niall: (choking on a french fry) mmmphh wu wit!
Louis: GUYS!
(Podcast decends into complete chaos)
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Twitter Feed: 11/01/13
One Direction @onedirection...The search for America's most beautiful directioner is on! #bringmeto1d
ShannonStyles @shannonstyles442...I have a massive zit on the end of my nose! #timing #bringmeto1d
Beautifuldirectioner @slimshadygirl...spray tan,check,legs waxed,check,eyebrows plucked,check...I look damn hot! Bring it on! #bringmeto1D
Harry Styles @Harry_Styles...Great news! I'll be judging the USA competition! #bringmeto1d
Niall Horan @NiallOfficial...I'm judging it!
Liam Payne @Real_Liam_Payne...@Harry_Styles @NiallOfficial ...NO YOU'RE NOT!
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