casanova | selever + mfm oneshots

yesm// selever

angst, fluff, and another longass a/n as i tell u abt my life :D)) 

"i didn't call you for you, put ur thighs on the line" if anyone told me this i'd give them the frog ring immediately

anygays i'm back from touching sand and have now decided to jump out a first floor window

no one knows voltron and im crying someone pls simp for keith with me 

anyways was req by an anon requester

and ong i actually forgot about that form i'll get to the other ones soon if ur waiting 😩🤚

i have offended nearly all my friends by telling them i dont like anime anymore, which is literally their fault bc if i hear one more thing about fucking demon slayer i will fucking flip and commit arson and make sure they all become fucking orphans

this is a totally empty threat.

dude i can literally go and offend a bunch of people rn 🤔 if ur offended im not sorry  😩

popping off comment area on why i should change my mind:

i just hate it istg 😃👍

- - -  i wrote this like 2 months ago wtf

YALL I LIKE ANIME AGAIN AND ITS ALL YAGAMI YATO'S FAULT

holy fuck im not funny im sorry kevin hart 

- 9.23.21 for the date of yes.

PAST ME CAN STFU

ALSO I CANT REMEMBER WHAT REQ I WAS GOING TO DO SO MY BAD LMAOJSDFKJEFR9823U49239482734 fuck i hate my life yall

this was a draft lmao

idk how ima do this@?@??@  jhjdksahkjasd dilf shinso adskjoasijdoijaidasoidj2983901283098120398

this may or may not b from a hawks oneshot i always think of in my head

ALSO THIS IS SHORT MY DAD IS LURKING

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you scrolled through the phone, angling it away from the raspberry motherfucker sitting right next to you, intent on watching the show in front of him. you fingered (HAHAHHAHAH im so fucking funny) you earbuds cord, hesitant on continuing to watch the video.

"these bitches are fucking dumb," he rolled his eyes, but still focusing on the tv.

"you must relate, i wouldn't know though," you nearly grinned at what was on the screen, but quickly stopped, not wanting to pique the interest of selever.

you constantly checked to see if your earbuds could be heard, scared of what would happen if the bitch next to you found out what you were watching.

there was nearly 10 minutes left of the video, and you knew once selever finished the episode he was watching (not saying he's watching jjk, but-) he'd be bothering you all day.

you laid back, propping yourself up on a pillow, attempting to do your best not to look suspicious.

"whatcha listening to, shortstack?" selever was gazing at you, intrigued.

"some music," you smiled, tightening your grip on your phone just in case he wanted to take it.

"then you wouldn't mind me listening, right?"

"i don't think you'd like this, sel," you countered, about to get off the video before selever unplugged the earbuds.

he unplugged

the

fucking

earbuds.

(lmao rip fucking loser, you were a champ)

you felt your soul leave your body as you paused it, thankfully, but not before a single sound rang out.

"the communist manifesto is kinda spicy, huh?" you tried to slip out the bed, before a hand latched onto your wrist.

"i thought you were listening to music? if you like that type of music, i wouldn't mind making it," he menacingly grinned, pulling you back.

"selever, i fucking swe-" you yelped as he covered your mouth.

"you're annoying, aren't you," he rolled his eyes. "let me do all the work."

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YALL I THOUGHT I PUBLISHED THIS LMAONDFKLSJDFLSJDFLKJSDLFJSLDJKF ITS OCTOBER NOW WTF

been distracted by sukuna love hate relationship bc of ep 12

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM NANAMI

i make way too many communist jokes

anyways this is an appetizer, im rlly fucking lazy im sorry :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

did not proofread so uh-

word count // 665