This is gonna be a book full of scenarios and the reactions of the Akatsuki members + Naruto + Sasuke.
Sudden thought occurred to me---
Do you think Pein would scream 'almighty push' when penetrating someone??
He probably has to be high
...Itachi...are you sure or is your sharingan screwing with you again?
I've got another one. How about one where he moans your name in his sleep??
Me:HELP ME!!! SOMEONE HELP!!!
Me: I need Jesus