Yandere La Squadra x Reader

By 01loveley

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โœจโค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅโœจCollection of headcanons and scenarios for La Squadra, Diavolo & Doppio, and Tiziano & Squalo {Mostly... More

Info & Rules
Risotto, Pesci, Sorbet & Gelato with oddly compliant s/o
Pesci & Illuso with a stubborn hostage
Formaggio, Ghiaccio, & Melone with an s/o that is shy about affection
Prosciutto, Sorbet & Gelato punish their darling {hostage}
Would You Rather: Risotto or Diavolo
General Yandere Melone Headcanons
Small Relationship Headcanons With Yandere Sorbet & Gelato
Yandere Pesci Headcanons
Sorbet & Gelato: Trial and Error
Who Would Use Cheating as Punishment?
Yandere Headcanons with Risotto
Risotto & Formaggio
Jealous Sorbet
Toxic Traits of La Squadra
Jealous Ghiaccio
Expecting a Baby
Violent Melone
Melone, Ghiaccio, Prosciutto With A Fearful Darling
Type of Darling They Prefer
Sharing a Darling
Old Friends {Pesci}
Ghiaccio's Darling Constantly Attempting to Escape
Refusing to Return Darling While Sharing
Risotto's Crush Confessed, Will They Be Abducted?
Darling Hits Them
Pregnant With Quadruplets
Affectionate Yandere, Death of Lover
Darling Dies Giving Birth, Will They Love the Baby
You Save His Life
You Poison His Food
Broken Darling
Suicidal Darling
Cryptic Pregnancy
Save The Baby or Your Darling
Why Does Ghiaccio Abduct His Darling
Meeting Your Child's Father
They Accidentally Kill Their Lover
You Poison Him Pt. 2
Trying To Escape With Your Infant
Darling Is Abducted From Home
Is Negotiating An Option?
Reacting To Their Daughter Having A Lover
Prosciutto's Darling Hates Doing Chores
Broken Darling Pt. 2
Vampire Formaggio
Darling Walks Over Doppio
Their Darling Is A Yandere Too
Extremely Needy Darling
Pesci's Favorite Hobbies {With Darling}
Homebody Darling That Loves The Internet
Reacting To Darling Being A Siren (Mermaid) Darling
Prosciutto Reacting To Darling Being A Siren (Mermaid)
Darling Is A Sex Worker
Sorbet & Gelato's Darling Beats Them
Tokophobia & Vaginismus
Their Child Catches Them Abusing You
Pesci Helped Prosciutto's Darling Escape
How They Help Their Darling Adjust
Can You Cook?
Threatening To Take His Child
Darling Doesn't React During Their Punishment
You're Dating Their Teammate
Darling Returns After Going Missing
Darling Invites Them Inside
They Give You Amnesia
Needles & Babies
Darling Turns On Melone
You Tell Them You Love Them
Giving Prosciutto The Silent Treatment
Manipulative Darling
Smacking Ghiaccio's Glasses Off His Face
They Don't Love (Want) You Anymore
Darling Doesn't Care For The Baby
You Want Your Parents To Raise The Baby
Cheating On Prosciutto With Pesci
Thoughts on "Virgin" Blood (Vampire AU)
Do They Feel Bad About Leaving Scars, Bruises, Etc
Their Child Is Scared Of Them
Benefits Of Poly La Squadra
Darling Cheats On Them
You're Their Human Song Bird (Supernatural & Monster Au)
They Don't Love You But You Have A Child Together
Child Confronts Them
Least Favorite Punishment
Cioccolata Gets A Hold of Sorbet & Gelato's Darling
Illuso, Melone, Risotto (Deity Au)
Date Night?
Would They Want You Back?
Vampire Prosciutto [one-shot]
Interview - Illuso x Reader [Cult, Deity AU]
You're Sick
Old Friends Pt.2
Grocery Run [One-Shot]
Shopping Spree [One-Shot]
Whose doin' it? Cio Or Secco?
Prosciutto Is Yandere For Pesci's Spouse
Sleep, That's All That Matters
Is Melone Manipulative?
Can You See Your Family
Co-Parenting
What's The Room Like?
Pervert
"What We Doin'?" - "Nothin"
Pervert [remaining charcters]
Is Melone Still Abusive?
You want to hit Risotto?
Haunted Mansion
Aichmophobia [Prosciutto]
No Dogs Allowed! Werewolves Only!
Vampire Ghiaccio
Pet Friendly
Would You Rather: Pesci or Sorbet & Gelato
Birthday
What's Perfect [Cioccolata & Secco]
Admit It [Pesci]
With The Kid
Nasty Punishments [Prosciutto]
Chilled Melon
The Benefits - Cioccolata & Secco
Unbearable or Tolerable?
Wait You Said Love, or Objectification?- I can't tell
Playin' Favorites [Sorbet & Gelato]
Poly With Pesci
Common Interest
Oddly Compliant Darling Pt.2
Kiss The Cook
"You Like Rides?" - "Depends...Who's Drivin'?"
Oh-So Special Agent
Plan B [Melone]
Temper [Formaggio]

Darling's Having A Baby! What Are They Doing?

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By 01loveley

Tw: afab reader, pregnancy, implied non-consensual pregnancy

Melone:

Since he isn't a doctor the only way he'd be able to be more active in your birth was to have the baby at home. Melone will hire the best midwife out there and one that you'll be able to bond with to make you feel more comfortable, just don't tell the midwife he's making you do this!

How you deliver the baby is completely up to you because at the end of the day, you're the one who has to push out a baby. Melone will be giving you an endless amount of support and motivation even if you don't want it. Will stand next to the doctor to get a better view and record this beautiful moment.

Pesci:

Up until the actual birth he did everything he could to stay positive about it and not think of the horrible things that could happen during. Once your water breaks all his efforts are wasted and he can only think of the pain you're going through.

Pesci stays by your side and let's you crush the bones in his hands to get you through it, keeps talking you through it even though his fear is evident on his face. Also let's you decide how you're going to deliver and don't care to let you go to the hospital.

Pesci would never force you to have his children even though he wants them so if you're having a child it's going to be your decision and you most likely come to terms with your life with him. You're surely not escaping him anytime soon.

Illuso:

Not much help at all really, whether he wanted the child or not he believes there's not much he could actually do. You're the one that's pregnant, your body's changing, and you're the one pushing out the baby. What could he possibly do?

That's not to say he's unbearably rude or anything but if you expect help you're going to have to be blunt about it because he's clueless. Doesn't really want you to go to the hospital because he's aware that nurses ask if you need help or in an abusive relationship and doesn't trust that you'll lie to them.

You'll have the baby in the comfort of your home and he'll be next to you. During the labor he's squealing and looking away in shock, he knows what to expect but seeing it completely different. Since he forgot to call the midwife he has to deliver your baby.

Ghiaccio:

When it comes to your health Ghiaccio becomes more unbearable. The doctor will be put under a lot of pressure and is being questioned about everything. He stresses out the doctor more than anything and is eventually asked to leave the room. He refuses so the nurses remind him that he should focus on you instead.

Extremely nervous about the ordeal since there's nothing he can do to help you at this point aside from holding your hand as you push. Alas he settles for standing close enough to hold your hand but also watches the process since he's genuinely intrigued seeing the baby come out.

Formaggio:

Certified comedian ready to give comedic relief when you need it, but won't realize he's only frustrating you. Type of person to laugh while his darling gives birth not because he's a dick, it's just a wonderful experience.

Request the doctor to bring a mirror so he can see it but stay by your side to keep kissing your cheeks and telling you you're doing great. Feels the need to narrate how the baby comes out and will definitely bring up the fact that you've pooped while pushing. Everyone in the delivery room is disappointed with his behavior.

Not at all worried about you informing anyone about anything since he's trained you well and trusts his methods. There's also the fact that with little feet he could subtly strike the staff in case he was wrong.

Sorbet:

It's clear he's not completely on board with you having a baby in the first place. Didn't plan on bringing a kid into his lifestyle and came to terms with just having you and Gel. Since you've gotten to this point without and abortion you're probably deep into your role as their third meaning you can be trusted.

Allows you to get some check ups to keep the baby safe and is more excited then he thought he'd be. Before you're close to giving birth he warns you that with a child you're now going to be inside the house with more security and he'll give the baby up if you get any ideas.

Another home birth with sorbet being the one to deliver your baby! He knows a natural birth is painful but there'll be too many nurses to track, and he's not about to waste his time like that. The doctor said it was a safe pregnancy, relax and you'll be fine.

Gelato:

Sorbet was the one to shoot down his idea of a family reminding him that he can't have his cake and eat it too. Bringing a kid leads to more responsibility and having a higher risk at being caught. Now here you are somehow pregnant aside from the birth control and condoms.

He's too happy to be teasing and taunting at the moment, the fact that Sorbet let you guys actually have a baby puts him in a great mood. Gelato spent a lot of time preparing a bag for when you're about to give birth and things you'll need afterwards.

When the moment comes he won't shut up about meeting the kid and is smiling the entire time. Lays down a towel before getting comfortable next to you and telling you to breath.

Risotto:

Never thought he'd be starting a family due to his bloody history, Risotto will take this blessing and make the most of it. None of the human body functions has ever disgusted him, witnessing you give birth is not a problem.

Since he wants you and the baby to remain incognito to the world the doctor has to be indebted to him or else it's happening at home. During the entire birth he has a smile on his face and can't hide his emotions. When you start pushing he begins to whisper praises and tell you that he's proud of you for going through with this.

Prosciutto:

Normally you're contained in the house with nothing to do except mundane chores until Prosciutto comes home. You were forced into becoming his beloved house spouse and because you've been great Prosciutto let you have his child. Treats your pregnancy like it's a gift and is willing to let you lead him in this adventure.

You're able to choose the method and setting of your birth and if you want him to be more active just say the word. The only thing that dulls the mood is his warnings. During the birth prosciutto is silent as he stays by your side, but once you have a moment alone afterwards he reminds you that even this gift can be taken away.

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