Silly Male Upstart
by sloanranger
I think you'd best depart,
I do not wish to play,
you foolish male upstart,
come back another day.
I shall not lose my heart,
I simply don't believe
you... silly male upstart,
it's best now if you leave.
You know I'm losing sleep,
it's true you are my sort
but you're going way too deep
and must get off the court.
My heart you cannot have
I don't care what you say,
I've learned to save myself -
now, you - you go away.
You're playing with my heart,
I've seen your kind before;
And I'll tear yours apart,
if you do not leave my door.
But if I change my mind
I'll send word and right away;
you know I will be kind
and say:
I'm ready now... to play.