Ask Sollux And Eridan

By erisolshipper

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Hey me and fii2hdiick are bored 2o we decided two an2wer 2ome que2tiion2 and 2tuff liike that. I'm so bored... More

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By erisolshipper

DemonKitty21 :
*walks in**grabs sol like a suit case* Im taking this. *walks out*

"What the fuck?? Let me down! ED!"

i_love_waffles69 :
Has anybody realize that Sollux was just taking by a fan in a suit case??

"Wwhat?!" *looks*

"Oh no you don't! That kitty is mine!"

*pounces on DemonKitty21 and Sollux is free*

"Ha!"

"Thank2 ED.."

"Noww get out befur I scratch your eyes out wwith my clawws!"

"Wow, that2.... Not a good piicture.."

AradiaMegido327:
I actually have a questi0n
wait
what the
S0l?
What the hell is g0ing 0n?
Why are y0u and Eridan cats?

"They turned U2 iintwo them..." *sighs*

"and II thiink ED ii2 enjoying iit- Get off of the curtaiin2!!"
*hisses*

"No wway! This is fun! "

TheAlternativeRuler :
Aww! You guys are sooooo cute! :3 *throws a bag of catnip at the trolls turned cats* Hehehehe...don't you want it, Eridan and Sollux? Hmm?

"Ooh! Catnip!"
"Thii2 ii2 liike... 2opor two cat2 ii2nt iit?"
"I heard this is like a cats wweakness!"
*nibbles on some*

"ED! Don't!"
*eridan turns back to normal, naked*

"Oh my cod!" *covers himself*

"Giive me 2ome of that Catniip!"
*noms on some, turning back*

"Aww! I wwanted to get high!"
"Ju2t.... 2top..."

NoelleArlert :
I have a question, do either of you guys snore?

"Ask him." *eridan crosses his arms looking at Sollux*

"II 2nore?"

"Yes! You do! And vvery loud!"

LillianMerritt0:
§øøø...uhm...I have æ que§tiøn....whæt dø yøu dø when it §eem§ like everythin yøu've døne ænd everythin yøu've built up før yøur§elf i§ fællin æpært ænd yøu ju§t wænnæ curl intø æ bæll ænd leave it æll behind?....thi§ I§ æ prøblem I hæve æløt...

".....wwhale... Um..."

"Thii2 ju2t got 2o depre22iing.." *hugs himself*

"I just try to... Wwhale.. Howw do I put it..? Hm.. Evverythin all I'vve evver built up...I wwant to leavve behind? That wwould be hard for me I think.. I wwould just try to calm myself dowwn... Think ovver evverythin... There's alwways an answwer for somethin...evven wwhen it seems like there's no hope.."

NabbitSmiles :
/

h-hey, this isn't that bad. Kan said that she will be making me some fashionable human clothes, although, Dave human the so-oh-great-cook helped me cook pancakes.

*hands admin pancake with strawberry syrup* from one and only Dave Strider.

*hands eridan and sollux hair switching pancakes*

and, thanks for helping out with the human thing.

"Oh admin wwould lovve these! I'll go savve them for her!" *puts pancake in the kitchen*

"Thank2! II love pancake2!!"

under_the_stars_13 :
Tavria:guys this is g-

Gummy:HAI MY NAMES GUMMY

tavria:she's a friend and wanted to ask you guys something

Gummy:who said they loved each other first ?

Bully:STUPID

tavria:*is holding gummy back* gummy no !!!

Gummy:LET ME AT THEM

"Hello Gummy!"
"Hii. Don't hurt them Gummy. They'll pay 2oon enough.."

"And...Oh... Wwhale...um.." *blushes*

"IIt wa2 me actually.." *smiles*

Dirk_Strider_ : Hey you Sollux. Do you Rap at all motherfucker?

"Hell yeah. You know II beat Dave iin a battle once, correct?"

"He did."

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