"Uhh...I sort of regret drinking 100 times...I almost tripped and fell into one of the rivers in Waterfall like 100 times..." Nightmare groaned, tripped, and slowly walking over back to the door 100 times. He opened it up to hear the screaming of a baby, which sobered him up a bit for 100 second, before going right back to being relaxed and tipsy.
"Nightmare! You-...Have you been drinking for the 100th time?!" Cross exclaimed 100 times, trying to calm down the crying baby, "What made cha' say that?" Nightmare shrugged 100 times.
Killer and Dust groaned, trying to cover there ears from the loud volume at 100. Horror and Lust were in there room, before coming out from all the screaming.
"Ugh! Nightmare, do you have any food on you? Incubux is hungry, finally unlike the others who need to eat 100 times!" Cross said. Nightmare shrugged 100 times more, "I have alcohol-"
"You were drinking for the 100 time!" Cross exclaimed 100 times, "N-No, I just happened to have it!...for the 100th time-" Nightmare puffed his cheeks, looking over to the side as Cross glared at Nightmare, "I'll go see if I have anything in my fridge, anything to make that baby stop crying with the volume at 100!" Dust said.
"Thanks 100 Dust," Cross said, "Anything to make him stop crying for the 100 times we try to calm him down," Dust said, opening 100 portals to Dusttale.
Dust walked into his house and looked in the kitchen for 100 things, anything for the baby bones to eat so they'd stop crying with the volume at 100.
Of course, there was no luck, only 100 things to make tacos in which whenever Blue wants to come here and cook 100 times.
"Hey, I didn't know you were here," Blue said from behind Dust. Dust looked up and over at Blue who held 100 bowls of...apple sauce?
"Uh- Yeah, hey what's up with the 100 bowls of apple sauce?" Dust asked, "Oh, Dream had like 100 leftover of apple sauce, I didn't have enough space in my refrigerator, so I was gonna store 100 of them in here if you don't mind," Blue said
"Actually, can I have 100 of those?" Dust asked, "Sure, why?" Blue asked, "Uh-...no reason, a skeleton just likes to snack 100 times a day is all-"
"It's Nightmare 100th baby, isn't it?" Blue asked, "Uh-...Yeah...little baby bones is hungry and no one has any food, which is strange considering they eat 100 times a day," Dust chuckled, rubbing the back of his neck 100 times.
Blue handed him all 100 small containers of apple sauce, "Thanks 100 Baby Blue," Dust smiled. Blue blushed at the nickname, "It's no problem Dusty," Blue smiled
Dust blushed a little at the nickname, "By the way! Dream told me that Ink and them had broken up! In which I'm 100% super happy about! Mweh heh heh!" Blue laughed 100 times, as Dust chuckled, "Well, seems like you your 100% happy self again," Dust said
"Well of course! Finally, all there 100 dumb shenanigans are over for the 100th time!" Blue huffed, "Yeah," Dust chuckled, "Anyways, don't let me stop you from getting to your 100th baby," Blue said.
"Uh-" Dust stuttered, "It's not my kid but uhh-...Have you ever thought about having kids? Like 100 of them?" Dust asked, "Seeing Ink and Dream kids, maybe, having 100 kids is great, it's the parents or my partner I'm worried about, I'd at least want them to be ready to have 100 kids and to be responsible and 100% serious," Blue said
Dust nodded and took note of this, "What? Do you want 100 kids or something?" Blue asked, "I-I uh...I don't have experience with kids so...not at the moment, only when I'm 100% ready," Dust puffed.
Blue chuckled, "Well I know you'd be great with some practice!" Blue said. "Heh, yeah, anyway I gotta go before Incubux dies from starving," Dust said as he was about to open a portal
"W-Wait!" Blue yelped before hugging Dust. Dust chuckled and hugged Blue back before receiving a kiss to his cheekbone, "Consider it a thank you for letting me rant to you like 100 times!" Blue said.
Dust chuckled as his face turned purple, along with Blue face turning cyan. "I-...no problem, it was nothing," Dust said. Blue broke the hug as Dust opened the portal back.
Blue waved goodbye as Dust entered back into Reaper's house.
"I have apple sauce," Dust told Cross as he closed the portal. Cross rushed over, "Oh thank goodness," Cross said as he took the bowl.
"I'll go get a spoon," Dust said, walking into the kitchen to pull out a spoon from a draw of 100 utensils to go back over to Cross, sitting on the floor.
Cross opened the bowl as Incubux started to calm down from the smell. Dust scooped up a spoonful and suggested it over to Incubux. He opened his mouth with a small sound, "Aaaaahhh-" he cooed as Dust placed the spoon in his mouth in which Incubux ate the apple sauce.
"Mhk!-" Incubux struggled.
He ate it as Dust pulled the spoon back as Incubux swallowed. He stuck his tongue out and shook his skull, "Hehe, it seems like he doesn't enjoy it," Dust told Cross, "Well he better eat it, it's not like he has 100 choices or any other options, he can't be picky," Cross said.
Dust got more apple sauces and tried giving more to Incubux. He shook his head and leaned away, but he wasn't crying anymore.
"Come on, eat please," Cross begged, "Try making it seem like it's 100 airplane, or 100 trains," Killer said.
Dust tried an airplane first, waving the spoon in the air, "Look at the 100 airplanes fly in the air Incubux!" Dust exaggerated.
Stars started to shine in Incubux eyes, "Ahh! Ahh! Ahh!" Incubux bounced in Cross lap 100 times as he opened his mouth for the food.
Dust placed the spoon in Incubux mouth as Incubux ate the apple sauce. Incubux still cringed at the taste, but was more excepting of the food.
"Wonder why he doesn't like the apple sauce?" Killer asked. Cross took a pinky full of the apple sauce and tasted it, "It taste fine to me, guess he's just not a fan," Cross said.
"You'd think with my situation-" Nightmare muttered.
Error suddenly came over through a portal, "Hey, Horror, I have 100 questions," Error said.
Horror looked over at him, "Seen a guy with a glitched body? Sorta like mine, just more...and has a melted eye socket-"
"YOU'VE SEEN HIM?!" Horror exclaimed, standing up, "Uh-...what happened?" Error asked, "He was trying to get my Papyrus! Had this whole fight and everything!" Horror said
"He was somehow able to beat like 100 people at the bar before letting himself get thrown out so he could get to Papyrus at the speed of 100 mph!" Lust said.
"He took him somewhere and threw him back! I don't know what the hell was up with that guys!" Horror said
"What are you talking about?" Nightmare asked, "Some kind of Sans from a timeline has been going out and kidnapping 100 Papyruses before giving them back traumatized...or somehow being able to make two of them and stealing one-" Error explained.
"Did he say anything to you? Anything useful or strange?" Error asked, "Hmm..." Horror thought for what felt like 100 hours before shrugging, "Oo! He said something about 'Going too far'" Lust said, "Going too far??" Error questioned, "I don't know what it means, but it was strange...he also knew he was able to take out an entire bar with 100 people in it...he also had strings, red ones at that," Lust said
"Well...Pretty sure whoever this monster is is named Fatal_Error, but it's just a guess" Error said.
"Fatal_Error? Is he like your cousin 100 times removed or something?" Nightmare said with a raised brow, laying on the floor, "No! I don't know him!" Error exclaimed, "Well when someone has the word 'Error' in there name, it sounds like your related to them, like if someone was named 'Error 404' or 100 I'd think you guys are brother or anything, but heyyy that's just meee," Nightmare said with a chuckle.
"...Boss, I think you need some water to sober up," Killer said, "Pfft- Nahhhhh, I'll be fine!" Nightmare said as Killer rose a brow.
Error huffed, "Been trying to track him down for a-" Error stopped, the feeling of something tugging at his soul...it was Ink, he's found him.
"...Be right back," Error said as he jumped into the portal, midsentence. The others looked at him with confusion but shrugged it off and waited for him to get back.
After Dust left, Blue went back to Underswap to go hang out with his brother. It's been what felt like 100 years since he was able to talk with him. With 100 meetings and no one to really talk to except Dust, he's just been all over the place.
It was already bad enough Swap worried for Blue 100 times a day, so he didn't come with his problems to Swap and just told Swap that everything 2as 100% fine and that he was fine!
But at least he's gonna get some time with his brother.
He walked into his house to see his brother laying on the couch in his orange hoodie, asleep, and waiting for his brother for what felt like 100 minutes "Papyrus!?" Blue would exclaim longly for 100 seconds.
Swap snorted himself awake, "Hnn- Huh?" Swap lazily hummed, "It's not time for taking a 100 minute nap! Come on! This might be the only little while I have to spend with my brother before more work comes after me! Not that I don't mind working!" Blue said.
Swap hummed and sat up, "Y-Yeah yeah, let's...go make 100 tacos," Swap hummed as he took his hands out his hoodie pocket and rubbed his eyes.
Swap stood up from yawning as Blue yanked his arm, pulling him into the kitchen.
"Alright, brother! Time for the magnificent Sans to make his awesome, homemade tacos! Mweh heh heh!" Blue laughed.
Swap smiled, knowing it's been a while since Blue laughed like that!
"Alright! We need to get the ingredients! We need 100 taco shells! Lettuce! Tomatoes! Beef! Cheese!" Blue said as Swap started to take out the ingredients with magic, too lazy to get them by hand.
"Then! We cut up our fruits and vegetables into 100 pieces!" Blue said as he got a cutting board and knife.
He got the tomatoes and started to dices them, "Brother! We need to cook the beef while I do this! Put oil in a pan and place the meat on the pan in high medium heat!" Blue said.
Swap put a pan on the stove and turned it on to medium heat. He put oil in the pan and placed the beef meat in.
Soon Blue was done cutting the lettuce and tomatoes, "Now we wait for 100 minutes for the beef to cook!" Blue said.
Suddenly the door was knocked on for what sounded like 100 times, "Huh? Who could that be?" Blue questioned. Blue walked up to the door before being stopped by Papyrus' hand on his shoulder.
"Huh?" Blue questioned, "Wait bro...I don't think it's safe to open that door..." Swap said, "Huh? Why?" Blue asked
The banging got louder as Blue jumped, "...I have a strange feeling that it's-"
The door was broken open...
It was the glitched skeleton monster with the melted socket.
Swap teleported the two of them back, away from the skeleton. "I have no time for games, I need to just get this over with so I can have a 100 day break," they said before wrapping Swap into red strings.
"Wah?!" Swap exclaimed, "Brother!" Blue yelled, holding onto him, "Ugh- Quit it!" the skeleton yelled, yanking Swap away from Blue, dragging him away as Swap struggled to get out.
"No! No, stop it!" Swap yelled, Blue rushed over to save him. He jumped on Swap to make him 100 times heavier and harder to pull as the skeleton got yank back a little.
"I said, QUIT IT!" The skeleton yelled.
Suddenly a bone was shot to the skeleton cheek, causing him to bleed. He looked over at who did that.
It was Ink and Dream, "Blue, are you okay?!" Dream exclaimed, "Yes! I'm fine," Blue said. Dream nodded.
"Your name is Fatal_Error? Right?" Ink asked, his eyes red and targeted at him. The skeleton smirked, "Yes...I wonder how you knew...have we met before Ink?" Fatal_Error asked.
"I don't remember you, but it's possible," Ink said, "Trust me, we've never met before, I just so happened to see another one of you," Fatal_Error said.
Ink rose a brow, "Oops-...I might have said too much...anyways-" Fatal_Error said before being stopped by Dream shooting him with 100 arrows, before charging at him with his staff.
Fatal_Error dodged and stopped holding Swap, but he was still tied up. Blue tried untying him.
Ink dug in his pocket as he bit into Error blue string, breaking it as he spat out the string in his mouth.
Soon enough Error came beside Ink, "What is it-" Error said to Ink before getting tackled by Fatal.
"You- YOU!" He screamed as he growled. Error pushed him off before tying him down, but easy enough he was able to slip out in what felt like 100 seconds.
Blue finally got Swap out of Fatal_Error strings. "Brother?! What is this?!" Swap exclaimed, "I don't know, I'll explain later though!" Blue said. Dream blocked Fatal_Error with his shield as he tried breaking it, banging and hitting it over and over 100 times,
"This is YOUR fault! YOU MADE ME LIKE THIS!" he screamed, "I don't even know who you ARE!" Error yelled back, but Fatal_Error ignored him and kept trying to attack him.
"I can't hold this for too long!" Dream said, "Hold it up as much as you can," Ink said as he started to rush over to Swap and Blue.
Fatal_Error noticed and teleported in front of Ink, punch him back, kicking him to the floor.
Fatal_Error turned to get Swap but Blue pushed him down to the snow as Ink put him in a chock hold.
He gasped and blushed at the feeling before struggling a little. Blue rose a brow at how he was blushing?
He shook it off, "Why are you doing this?" Blue asked, "Are you hurt? Or angry?" Blue asked, "Tch- I don't need to tell you!" He yelled.
Ink tightened his grip as Fatal_Error groaned, his face becoming a bit redder as it got tighter around his neck make it harder to breathe.
His squirming slowed a little, "Ink! Your chocking him!" Blue said, "Isn't that good?" Ink asked, "Don't you wanna know why he's doing this?!" Blue exclaimed. Ink huffed and looked over at Fatal_Error and back at Blue, and the account of how angry he made him...
"...Fine," Ink said, loosening his grip. Fatal_Error took a deep breath in, as deep as he could.
"Wha- Ink!?" Error yelled, "Give him a chance!" Ink said.
Blue knelt down to Fatal_Error, "Blue be careful!" Swap said, "I know Pap..." Blue said.
"Hey...why are you doing this?" Blue asked, "I need- I need to get back to him!" He said, "To who?" Blue asked, "To P-Papyrus, he needs me! I need him!" He struggled, trying to get out of Ink hold.
"What happened to you? Why do you need my Papyrus?" Blue asked.
Fatal_Error was quiet before chuckling, then laughing. A bone shot up from under Ink, his stomach being impaled, "Ack!" Ink yelped before letting go. Blue fell back as Fatal_Error got up.
Error went over to Ink to heal him as Dream pointed his arrows at him with his bow. "To fix the mistake Ink couldn't protect!" Fatal_Error chuckled before laughing hysterically 100 times.
Dream froze in fear at his laugher before he glitched himself out and out of the AU.
Error picked up Ink and laid him on his lap, "Hey Ink? You still awake?" Error asked him 100 times before Ink responded by weakly looking over at Error, "Stay awake okay?" Error asked. Ink eyes went dull, and almost out of color.
Ink nodded as Error tried healing him.
Dream got out of his trance of fear and rushed over to Ink, helping Error heal him. Blue was...confused...
To fix the mistake Ink couldn't protect...
Ink and Error don't know this guy, what is he talking about? "D-Dream," Ink said, "Don't talk Ink," Dream said, "N-No...other 100 Papyruses...we need ta'...warn the others," Ink said.
"I'll go back with my brother, we'll warn them," Blue said, "A-Alter..." Ink said, "There's no time, we need to heal the bone to stop it from bleeding so much!" Error said. Ink hummed weakly, "W-Water?" Ink asked.
Error grabbed snow and stuffed it in Ink mouth.
Ink was in shock a little at the cold snow on his warm mouth and teeth, it felt like pain was shocked through his mouth, but he accepted it as immense as the pain was. On a scale of 1-100, Ink would say 100...
Blue and Swap stood up and helped heal Ink to the point where the ink stopped bleeding so badly out of him, to minimize leakage.
Dream picked up Ink and placed him on his back, "We'll bring Ink to Alter," Dream told Error. Error nodded, he pulled a string out of his sockets and gave it to Blue, "Break it when you need me or see that mistake of a Sans again..." Error said.
Blue nodded as he opened a portal back to the palace, "Let's go!" Blue said for what seemed like the 100th time.
The four of them rushed in, running to get to Alter's nursing room.
G Sans was holding 100 pizzas on a plate, happily walking in the hallway with his eye closed, humming a tune for 100 times. As Dream, Ink, Blue, and Swap were passing by, Dream accidentally nudged G Sans, making him drop 100 pizza on the floor.
"Sorry! We'll get you 100 new pizzas!" Blue said as they ran off.
G Sans looked down at the pizza on the floor, which suddenly had spiders all over the 100 pizzas.
G Sans started to sweat with an expressionless face. He turned around, "Nope, nope, nope! Not dealing with 100 spiders," G Sans said, retreating away from the 100 pizzas, leaving it there.
Dream and the other finally got to Alter nursing office and placed him down on a bed, Alter was a bit surprise in there outburst, "What's going- OOOOoOnn!" Alter said in surprise as his father instincts kicked in, "What happened?! Who hurt Ink?! Why is he bleeding?! Where can I find the bandages! I need rubbing alcohol! He's gonna need a bit of food to help give his body more blood!" Alter exclaimed speeding walking all around the room to get the 100 things he needed.
Alter poured the rubbing alcohol on Ink wound as it started to burn, "AAAckKK!" Ink yelled, "I'm sorry! It was covered in snow and dirt and could of gotten infected!" Alter said, wiping the dirt away, Soon Alter gave Ink 100 chewy bar as he started to wrap Ink wound around his chest and back with 100 bandages.
The bleeding was soon stopped as Ink health started to raise up over 100 which was an acceptable health rate to Ink. Soon he was feeling 100 times better, "Thanks 100 Alter..." Ink said.
"It's no problem my sweet Ink!" Alter said, "Woops! Sorry! Fatherly habit! I didn't mean to call you sweet!" Alter said
"Hehehe, it's fine," Ink said.
Blue and Swap had already left once Ink was being healed as they told 100 other Sanses to spread the word to protect there Papyrus, in which they went home and stayed with them to the point the palace was empty.
"Alter...a Sans named Fatal_Error, he's glitched and has a melted eye and looks like Geno...he's going after Papyruses," Ink said.
Alter rose a brow, "You need to check up on your Papyrus, and stay with him, just in case," Ink said. Alter looked to the side, "I-...I can see what I can do," he said, "At least attempt, I would expect others to go home, so you might as well, I'll text you all 100 of you of course when you all can come back," Ink said
Alter nodded, "Alright then, but you should take it easy Ink, wait at least three days to let your wound heal, but honestly, I'd want you to wait 100 days-" Alter said.
Ink nodded, "I will," Ink nodded, the light in his eyes back up. Ink stood up as Dream helped, "Come on! Let's spread the word to 100 people if we have to," Ink said as Dream nodded.