Ask Sollux And Eridan

By erisolshipper

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Hey me and fii2hdiick are bored 2o we decided two an2wer 2ome que2tiion2 and 2tuff liike that. I'm so bored... More

Ask Sollux And Eridan
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#224 and Thanksgiving Dinner!

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By erisolshipper

homestuckbabe :
You guys should pick each other's outfits for thanksgiving dinner

That's....a great idea....

"Sol! You're going to be a turkey!"
"What the fuck ii2 a turkey!? Whatever, ED, dress up liike ham."

This is gold.... And I was already planning this! Now I actually have an excuse for you to wear these costumes I got!

"Wwhat!? You havve them!?"

*nods and gives them the costumes* go change!

*minutes later~*

*takes a picture of them*

"Plea2e delete that..."
"This is so uncomfortable..."

TheAlternativeRuler :
Oh Admin, you devilishly amazing person! You're right, embarrassment is MUCH more fitting. *whispers* I think you should tell the others some embarrassing stories about the two of them at dinner, just to get some more well-deserve revenge. ;D

Hehe! Thank you!! And thank you for that wonderful idea!
I do have a few stories.... *laughs*

"Admiin! They're here!"

Let them all in!

~Thanksgiving time~

"OH MY GOG! 4DM1N! 3V3RYTH1NG SM3LLS D3L1C10US!"

Terezi, please don't lick the pie!

"WhAt KiNd Of FuCkInG PiE Is It AdMiN SiS!?"

Oh, Apple and Pumpkin! But we have your own pie for you in the fridge!

*gamzee honks admins nose*

Hehe.

"Admiin! Can we PLEA2E take the2e co2tume2 off!?"
"FEF STOP TAKIN' PICTURES OF US!!" *eridan whines*

")(-E)(-E! Nope! You look so Glubbin' ADORABLE--E!!"

"THIS IS FUCKING HILARIOUS!"

":33< AC quietly crawls up to the large peace of meat... And....TACKLE POUNCE!" *nepeta tackles Eridan*

"Nep!! Wwhat the actual fuck!"

"Sea Dweller... Your language is 100d..."

"I'm 0kay with a l0t 0f things... But this is great.." *aradia smiles*

"uHH,,, wHY ARE YOU TWO DRESSED LIKE THAT?"

"It's our punishment..."
*eridan pouts*

What did YoU tWo do? It Can't be that bad right?

Oh... It's bad... *looks at Sollux and Eridan*

"We went iinto Admiin2 room."

"You Should Never Go Into A Lady's Bedroom With Out Her Permission!"

"Soooooooo I'm guessing this is your guys punishment?" ::::)

"Shut up VVrisk..."

Be nice!

"Admiiiiiiiin! Gr8 punishment!"

Thanks... But there's more!

"Oh cod! Please no!"
"Admiin! We get what we Diid wa2 bad! But plea2e! Don't!"

"Don't w)(at?"

"I WANT TO HEAR THIS. AS THE FUCKING LEADER I DESERVE TO."

Then let's talk about it over dinner!

"Sol... WWe are nevver fuckin' wwith admins stuff EVVER again.."

"Agreed..."

~during dinner~

*everyone is laughing their asses off as Sollux and Eridan sit quietly, blushing from embarrassment*

Oh! One more story though!

"PLEA2E!"
"WWE GET IT! WWE'LL NEVVER GO THROUGH YOUR ROOM AGAIN!!"

Nope! Your punishment never ends.. And you guys might want to stop eating... Because this one... Um...

"Admiin... No."
"Oh cod....."
"ADMIIN! II AM FUCKIING BEGGIING YOU NOT TWO!"
"PLEASE! WWE ARE SO FUCKIN' SORRY! WWE WWILL DO FUCKIN' ANYTHIN'!!!!!!"

"What Is This Thats So Secretive?"

Hehe...

*eridan & Sollux start shaking*

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