Memoirs of a Broke B*tch

By albgotwords

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here's me whining about sh*t I can probably change, but won't cuz it's more fun to write about it. More

Back to School Shenanigans
Embarrassing Stories
It Begins
(Insert Eye Roll Emoji Here.)
Forreal, Though
WTF
My Stories
I'm Skressed.
Narcissist?
Self-Help
:)
You Know The Drill
The Most Savage Things I've Done
Life, WTF R U DOING?
Sun-dried Orange Voters PSA
Excuse me while I throw a tantrum
I'm Lowkey Scrooge McDuck
Uh, well..
LMAO
LMAO (Take 2)
OMG ALB PAY ATTENTION
what I hate pt. 1
First World Problems
Issa Long One ;)
Dream Collection FAIL (or nah?)
Dream Collection #2
HOES ARE GETTING PAID NOW????
Ugh.
Another Dream/Summer Job/NSFW
Fine People Problems
Rambling
I.D. Channel
Bruh
Sims FreePlay
Favorite Lesbian Webseries UPDATE
DON'T TELL ME HOW I SHOULD FEEL ABOUT RACISM
School is Here to Stress Me Out Again
really short quip about pets
let's talk religion a lil bit/Houston
short lil quip about the N word
"I Don't Agree With Your Lifestyle"
I am delightful AF/ EXPOSED???!?!
Lowkey, I Might Want The Fair One
LOWKEY GLAD I DON'T HAVE FRIENDS
NEW SHIT TO TALK ABOUT
DID I JUST... THROW A PARTY?? (HELLA LONG STORY)
First Time Learning Things
It's been 84 Years
Happy New Year, Hoes!
Just One Small Detail
Let's Play Another Game of.. EXAMINE!! THAT!! MEME!!
random af
funny moment of the day
How My Writing Hobby Helped Me Slay
23.
is this strange?
Dear People, You Don't Need a Damn AR-15 Rifle.
HI, HOES!!!
(Delayed) Graduation Blues
You don't like Black Women?
Bish, whet?
SHOOK (x345)!!!
Senior Year Take Two
Fall Semester Over/ Dream
Three More Short & Weird Dreams
The List, Revisited lol
Hey, Wig.
It Was Not A Hot Girl Summer
How Hannibal Buress Cockblocked Me
Schoolin' Life
So Lonely (Akon voice)
Honestly, Truly, the Ghetto
Yes, Girl, Another Dream
Grad School Chronicles (GSC) : After Hours
My Thoughts on American Graffiti
Sadderday 😂 (Update)
I'm Baaaack 😊
You Already Knowww *Big Freedia Voice*
Just the Tiniest Bit Shook
hi.
irritation nation
IOENO
LAWL
It's Been 84 Years.... *stares into distance*

Sugary Ass Bathroom

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By albgotwords

It's 5:54 AM and I'm up already cuz I gotta get ready for work. More on that later.

I just had another weird ass dream lmao. This one has to do with my family and some old acquaintances. I've been seeing them at my job so I think they're popping up in my head. So for some reason I was staying the night at a cousin's house. As a matter of fact, it's Cat and her mom's house. When I walked in it looked different than normal— all of a sudden the living room had been super small and it only consisted of two couches— a loveseat and a bigger one as well as a fish tank. Cat has fish in real life but for whatever reason she had these exotic fish and this tricked out aquarium that had had a camera inside the aquarium and had a screen above it. It would zoom on another fish every few seconds lmao. They were so tiny but it didn't matter cuz every detail got magnified. I wanted to ask her about the fish but I didn't. Anyway, I don't remember saying much to her. I went into the bathroom and remember seeing a bag of sugar in there and thought it was weird place for it to be lmao.

Then I ended up walking outside but it looks nothing like where I live. I didn't think too much of it. Whenever I walk somewhere usually I'm listening to music. I can't remember wearing my headphones but I heard music very loudly in my ears. Naturally I made up a whole diddy and it sounded good! I'm mad I forgot what it was. So then I ended up in the store. I guess I came in on the wrong side because I had to squeeze past all the cash registers and all that. So I probably bought snacks or something and headed to the register. There were like 2 registers open and the lines were on either side. I saw a couple acquaintances from my old hood while in line. I remember being annoyed that the lady at the register was going out of order lol.

Anyway I get back home and we cut to me being in the bathroom. There was sugar all over the place this time lmao. I was like "what the fuck?" lmaooo like why am I covered in sugar? 😂😂 so cut to me being outside in the backyard. It was a big one and it must've been beautiful out there. My aunt had a pool so I was in the pool with my regular clothes on. I don't recall being covered in sugar when I went in but my clothes were on. Also we had neighbors. Maybe they were in their clothes in their pool too but they were white people playing with this little white baby in the pool. So I was like "aw" and realized I didn't remember setting my phone down. I don't think I ever SAW it lmao.

So then all of a sudden I'm back in the damn bathroom, but I'm in the fucking tub COVERED in sugar! I was like "what the hellllll" lmao. And then I notice I'm tasting the sugar now. So my tongue is full of sugar cuz i was licking my lips trying to get it off but I never got the taste out. So I was just laying in the tub, defeated by my confusion, almost: and then i move my hand and notice there's flour, too! 😂 It was so ridiculous. When I tell you there was sugar (and I guess flour) EVERYWHERE, I ain't lyin' lmao. What made me think of a sugary ass bathroom?

Then I look and I'm back outside but I'm not in the pool anymore, I'm just swimming in a swamp puddle where the pool was once again, not really worried about the fact I was in a swamp or that the pool was gone, I'm worried about the damn phone. I'm just confused on why I was so worried about ruining my phone when I was not concerned at all about being in a swamp/marsh which made me feel like I had probably chosen to go in but never took my phone out lmao. I guess I was looking for it and noticed there was another pond/swamp/marsh on the other side of the yard with my family in it, LOUNGING lmao. So it's my mom and sister (can't remember if my aunt and cousin were there) our there floating away and that was when I saw my phone floating, lmao. And that was when I woke the hell up.

I had a BUNCH of questions. What does all that mean? Why did I dream of a sugary ass bathroom? Why was I randomly floating in bodies of water?

I asked Google. They said dreaming of tasting sugar means you're sweet or want love or whatever. I'm sweet and people never hesitate to tell me lmao but wanting love is a bit of a stretch but we'll get into that after work. They said dreaming of swimming means you're overwhelmed with emotion you don't wanna deal with but that's a stretch, too lmao.

Let me know if I'm the only one who has dreamed of a sugar coated bathroom.

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