homestuckbabe:
No Sollux KK didn't steal your hands Eridan did and the only way to get them back is to pin him to a wall.
*gasp*
"ED you traitor!!"
"Wwhat the fuck? No I didn't- oof!" *gets pinned to the wall*
"That fuckin hurt!"
"Giivememyhand2!"
Yeah! Or I'll......I'll take awaaaayy yur shark!
"I didn't fuckin take his hands. They're on you! Cod damn it....wwhy?"
Awesomeorangehater:
*whispers* Do you like pancakes?
"Wwe all like pancakes.."
Ooooooooooooooohh pancakes!!!
"II could go for 2ome! Riight after you give me my hand2."
"Cod damn it sol! I don't have your fuckin hands!"
*whispers to sol* he's lying....
*whispers* "II know...."
NabbitSmiles:
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Oh lOrd jEEgUs,
crOnUs Is sIngIng..AgAIn. SOmEOnE cAll pOrrIm..plEAsE.
"I wwould lovve to help, especially if it's CRO fuckin singin....Ill call her as soon as k find out Howw to get these twwo back to normal...but im just kinda 'hanging' out right noww..." *looks down at his dangling feet*
I'll caaaaallllllllllllll! *stumbles to the phone*
"Hey ED~...two thiing2...hehe two.."
"Wwhat?" *annoyed*
"Giive me my hand2."
"I don't havve them."
I calllleedddd porrreeeeemmmm!
"And two, hehe...don't you think KK's horns are so nubby? IIt2 kiinda 2ad..." *makes a sad face*
"Sol put me the fuck dowwn right noww and- wwait.... ......Kar's horns ARE nubby...."
Told you! I told you all! But NOOOO! You wouldn't listen! They're like hot dogs! HOT DOGS I say! Ooh hot dogs.... I want one....
"Someone for the lovve of cod put these twwo back twwo normal... I can't do a fuckin thin bein on the wwall."