homestuckbabe:
Hey Eridan go give your solly some love and sollux hAve some fun with your new trickster boyfriend
"What2 that 2uppo2e two mean?"
*grabs sold hand*
"Heeey~ solly boy~"
"Uh....."
"Let's go!"
"Go where? What?"
"Let's go to the room! I wwanna havve some fun!"
Oh god.
"Admiin 2hould II bee 2cared?"
That's up to you honestly... But...I'm....uh.... *absconds*
"Ooh~ noww wwere alone~" *winks*
"Um....."
"Let's havve babies!"
"W-what!?"
"Oh come on! Let's go!!!" *starts pulling him to the room*
"ED your kiinda freakiing me out! What the fuck Diid you eat?!"
"Oh just come wwith me! Wwere gonna havve A LOT of fun~"