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*Doyoung is laying on the ground*
Taeyong: *walks in the room and sees Doyoung*
Taeyong: *thinking* Better use science to see if he's dead.
Taeyong: *kicks Doyoung*
Doyoung: *wakes up with flames in his eyes*
Taeyong: oH SHI-
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"When people say "I love you" I always say "I love you more" because SM always told me that life is a competition and I must win"
-Mark, probably
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Taeil: First of all, language.
Taeil: Second of all, fuck.
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Haechan: The doctor just told me I only have four days to live.
Jeno: You're sick?
Haechan: No, he just doesn't like me.
Jisung: I'LL FUCK YOU UP ON TUESDAY!
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Chenle: We shouldn't have come. I knew it. We shouldn't have come.
Renjun: We had to. There's safety in numbers!
Chenle: Well, there's also death in numbers. It's called a massacre. A bloodbath. Carnage. Slaughter. Butchery. Wow.
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Taeyong: You look really good today.
Doyoung: Thanks, I wish I could say the same about you.
Taeyong: You could if you lied like I did.
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Hansol: I suppose I have a slight tendency to be a bit critical.
Yuta: Suppose?!
Jeno: Slight?!
Jisung: Tendency?!
Mark: A bit?!
A/N: does anyone know if Hansol is still part of SM? There's a lot of rumors that he's left....
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"Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself"
Taeyong, probably
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Sicheng: And your first name again is?
Taeyong: Taeyong.
Sicheng: And your boyfriend's name is?
Taeyong: Jaehyun
Everyone: *gasps*
Taeyong: I'm sorry, I misunderstood. You said boyfriend, and – I thought you said best friend! Jaehyun is my best friend!
Jaehyun: *gasps and stands up angrily* You bastard!
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