Memoirs of a Broke B*tch

By albgotwords

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here's me whining about sh*t I can probably change, but won't cuz it's more fun to write about it. More

Back to School Shenanigans
Embarrassing Stories
It Begins
(Insert Eye Roll Emoji Here.)
Forreal, Though
WTF
My Stories
I'm Skressed.
Narcissist?
Self-Help
:)
You Know The Drill
The Most Savage Things I've Done
Life, WTF R U DOING?
Sun-dried Orange Voters PSA
Excuse me while I throw a tantrum
I'm Lowkey Scrooge McDuck
Uh, well..
LMAO
LMAO (Take 2)
OMG ALB PAY ATTENTION
what I hate pt. 1
First World Problems
Issa Long One ;)
Dream Collection FAIL (or nah?)
Dream Collection #2
HOES ARE GETTING PAID NOW????
Ugh.
Another Dream/Summer Job/NSFW
Rambling
I.D. Channel
Bruh
Sims FreePlay
Favorite Lesbian Webseries UPDATE
DON'T TELL ME HOW I SHOULD FEEL ABOUT RACISM
School is Here to Stress Me Out Again
really short quip about pets
let's talk religion a lil bit/Houston
short lil quip about the N word
"I Don't Agree With Your Lifestyle"
I am delightful AF/ EXPOSED???!?!
Lowkey, I Might Want The Fair One
LOWKEY GLAD I DON'T HAVE FRIENDS
NEW SHIT TO TALK ABOUT
DID I JUST... THROW A PARTY?? (HELLA LONG STORY)
First Time Learning Things
It's been 84 Years
Happy New Year, Hoes!
Just One Small Detail
Let's Play Another Game of.. EXAMINE!! THAT!! MEME!!
random af
funny moment of the day
How My Writing Hobby Helped Me Slay
23.
is this strange?
Dear People, You Don't Need a Damn AR-15 Rifle.
HI, HOES!!!
(Delayed) Graduation Blues
You don't like Black Women?
Bish, whet?
SHOOK (x345)!!!
Senior Year Take Two
Fall Semester Over/ Dream
Three More Short & Weird Dreams
The List, Revisited lol
Hey, Wig.
It Was Not A Hot Girl Summer
How Hannibal Buress Cockblocked Me
Sugary Ass Bathroom
Schoolin' Life
So Lonely (Akon voice)
Honestly, Truly, the Ghetto
Yes, Girl, Another Dream
Grad School Chronicles (GSC) : After Hours
My Thoughts on American Graffiti
Sadderday 😂 (Update)
I'm Baaaack 😊
You Already Knowww *Big Freedia Voice*
Just the Tiniest Bit Shook
hi.
irritation nation
IOENO
LAWL
It's Been 84 Years.... *stares into distance*

Fine People Problems

27 2 0
By albgotwords

6/18/17

Don't you hate when fine people who clearly know they're fine give off the impression that they don't believe that they are fine? I mean, sheesh. I know we don't all feel like the baddest bitch at all times (bc we're not lmao) but DAMN. These people receive compliments day in and day out about their looks and it's like not like they don't know it lmao. Like I know there are some people who don't know and those are my favorite kind of fine people. Honestly, if I could be any kind of fine, it would be the fine where I don't know I'm fine. Like, you'd be able to tell that I'm unaware of my looks because I'd be genuinely shocked that so many people like my face. Alas, Gawd was like "nah, u good". He/She decided that I would be trash if I were actually fine. And it's funny, because I do have the days where I feel like "oh, bitch. it's lit" and stare at myself. I lowkey think it's because of my hair. Who knew going natural would give me such a boost in confidence? I think it's because even if it was messy, big hair always suited me best.

And i know depression is real and affects self esteem and all that jazz but i'm kinda joking so don't get all sappy on me sheesh.

 Anyway, forget that, let's discuss academics.

Remember when I said I was gonna transfer colleges? Well, girl, even though I have ZERO desire in going back to my current school, I'ma have my ass right back in there. I was already gonna graduate a semester late, so going elsewhere would have had me graduating even LATER. So, I'ma stay my black ass here. The bright side about graduating a little later is, I fully intend to walk away with my second bachelor's degree the following semester. So, I'll have been in school for 5 years, walking away with 2 degrees. Yeah, I know some people did it in 4 and that's very cute, but this is about me, so........

Let's recap this very short and rambly chapter:

1)fake bashful fine people are the worst.

YOU KNOW YOU FINE, BIH. *scowls*

2) stay on top of all your crap in college and graduate in 4 years (don't be like me *sobs*)

College isn't a race but who the fuck wants to be there longer than they have to, nahmsayin'? 

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