Kaitou Joker //Text Messages\\

By -n_lotely-

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Basically a bunch scenarerios that pop into my mind More

What about Queen?
//shrugs
Lmao
Fears
//insert title
Y'all are gey
I dont know what titles to give these things so
Spicy
lol, bc Cyan and Rose need more attention
I really dont know what to put here so
Cek
Im sorry [PM: Joker and Akai]
i deMAND A DISBAND
What the-
//inhales sharply hi
Lets just say its christmas, just for this chapter
#Help rebuild the Sky Joker
bEEP BEEP
Moosic
Dad jokes
Hah gaaaaay
[Private Group Chat] Secret mission
Wait
Try it
Im still not sorry
I don t kn ow a ny mor e
Okay uh
Monday morning, 02:34
So
;3; (i dont have a title lmao)
Yay more gay
At Universal Studios
Since i've had this idea for the longest time-
I feel bad for putting Nash again
Pffft
Nickname
Someone pls save me from my boredom
Wh-
#SaveAkai
Lmao Jack kicked Akai out of the chat for this
I took two hours searching for the perfect joke this better be worth it
All of you thought wrong
Once again, an idea inspired from tumblr
...
Lmao who was left in the chat?
I should honestly be more prepared when stuff like this happens
How to fly; With Phoenix
Silly Questions with Akai!!
Yaaay
No regrets
Battle, begin!
Soap
OKAY UH THIS IS BASED ON A ONE SHOT IM WRITING SO
i aM ALIVE, IMMORTALI-
Y'ALL KNOW I HAVE NO TITLES FOR THESE
Nom nom
Lesbeans
Sunlight
Q and A with Akai
Insects
Pew
GUESS WHO'S BIRTHDAY IT ALMOST IS
Sharp objects
i hAVE SOMEONE TO BLAME FOR THIS OKAY
Random thought
Oops
*cool title*
Straight (IM NOT SORRY, ARIS)
Chaos
Is this meme still relevant
Where was Akai in the Chaos chapter?
Persona filled chapter
okay so i was debating to write anoter chapter for the twins but this happened
It just occured to me that no one taught Akai how to phone
Drugs?
Am i focusing too much on Akai-
okay so i have two ideas, this is the first one
It took me a while to sort out how the hell im gonna do this
Oh dang, chapter 80
Oh boi
and so i built a bomb-
Here are the OCs!
Yeah i have no reason for this
Pies
How did this come to mind? I have no idea
I start a chapter then i stop halfway to start another, is that bad
I should be doing the last remaining chapters with the ocs but eh, have this
Thnx a bunch Yune
So i went horse back riding a few days ago
Im gay for drunk jokes
//insert the thing i always say about titles
So, i've been wondering
Glasses
Hot sauce
Smol announcment thingy
Why am i like this and why do i find it funny
HERE WE GO, HERE WE GO NOW
//title
ALRIGHT CHAPTER 100
apparently it was Akai's birthday??
Did you know
Lesson learned kids
Yeah there's no point in making up titles anymore
Its 11:28 what am i doing
One more chapter then im gonna sleep
Lets try a call
//gAsp
I feel a connection between these two
Some kind of headcannon
Here
Since I've been focusing on Akai and Joker too much
//screm
THIS BOOK JUST SLOWLY DRIFTS OFF INTO AN OC HELL
Lmao i remember having this idea back in March
O cool an update
Everything hurts again
Okay but like
It's not even valentines lmao
//inhuman cackling noises
I want class suspension
I saw that one chain of comments on Aris' book and like
Aris made me walk her to her car again im salty
I protec my children
Hh
Turtles are my jam
*nervous dancing*
Its cold
Im sincerely sorry for this but like
Jfc why am i sitting in front of the air con
//slowly sneaks in a reference
Im prood
This is another reference lmao
Okay but
Aye im bored so
Fite
Hi Simon needs love yall
aRIS GET YOUR GOD DAMN ASS OVER HERE
I just realized i've barely mentioned hachi here
Hi i have a new oc bc im dead
Aris wanted me to update so here
Istg im gonna make a chapter with just canon characters one day
Im like, that one person that has a shit ton of cat merch
Ars
KJ characters as quotes my online friends have said
And u say what u need to say
My legs are numb and its dark
My hands are shaking wtf
i should be sleeping whoops
Hi who wants to drink kool aid with me
Space
Dere
Im fucking sick again
Hhh
A legit convo between me and my teammate
#theearphonesdeservedbetter
Its almost two am but liek
Lend me a hand
Why did you fall in love?
Im standing in a bathroom stall while typing these
Whats a title heck
I saw this one video and
Im tired
Shit man, pins and needles are bleh
Im gonna try and uh
I uh
Hng Queen
Nash is drunk
Im literally sitting awkwardly in the darkness
O yeah
Speak japanese
Teal and Rose
Siletn
!! IMPORTANT PSA !!
//sniffs
HAH THERE'S A TINY KID CRYING
What is Christmas to you?
Grey
Not a chapter
My cousin was telling puns earlier im
Story time
Two kind of ppl
*sticks leg into the air*
Red
Parents Permission
Loorka lork
Why
henlo
Pft
Leg
Height
Ahh more of the twins
Oceans rise, empires faaaall
Dont be like Aris, Matt n Silent
"There's no continuity when you're living in the moment"
Fall
this is why you dont let joker plan for anything
The sunnn
Reblock
Lmao okay umh

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EVERYTHING IN THIS FANFIC TAKES PLACE AFTER THE LAST EPISODE OF SEASON FOUR. SO BEWARE OF SPOILERS IF YOU HAVENT WATCHED THAT FAR.

[Joker] Spade, Spade, Spade, Spade, notice me

[Spade] Joker? What do you want?

[Joker] I was wondering if you still had the Tiger Eyes with you

[Spade] Add a question mark if your stating a question next time, Joker. But yes, I still do happen to have the Tiger eyes jewel. Why?

[Joker] Good, good. Then I sent my advance notice to the right person.

[Spade] wHAT

[Joker]

[Spade] wHEN DID YOU-

[Akai] Really impressive, Joker!

[Spade] aND SINCE WHEN HAVE YOU BEEN HERE-

[Akai] Hachi leant me a phone, and let me join this chat.

[Spade] That didn't exactly answer my question =_=

[Joker] Yawning Jerk! Where the hell is the ancient treasure???

[Akai] Oh, about that.

[Akai] I may or may not have forgotten it at my home and used another spaceship to get to earth.

[Joker] wHAT THE HELL

[Akai] Oops

[Joker] aND I CAN HEAR YOU LAUGHING ON THE ROOF OF THE SKY JOKER, GET OFF

[Akai] No thanks

[Joker] Hachi, get the water sprayer

[Hachi] Okay, Mr. Joker!

[Akai] oKAY IM OUT

[Akai Tsubasa has left the conversation]

[Joker] I swear... that yawning jerk is gonna regret what he'll do

[Spade] Haha, it really seems you don't like him

[Joker] I dONT. HE'S INCREDIBLY ANNOYING.

[Spade] I would send emojis, but I want to keep it to formal texting

[Joker] 😂😂HAHA 😇😇Im really innocent right?? 😘😘jk jk, luv u bro 😝😝 HAHA JUST KIDDING 😴😴 man I'm sleepy 😱😱 The pseudo cat is trying to get my treasure 🙄🙄 sigh... he ate it

[Spade has left the conversation]

[Joker] You have literally no idea how hard I'm laughing right now XDD

[Joker has left the conversation]

[Hachi] Wait! Mr. Joker! Phoenix is in the sky Joker again!

[Hachi has left the conversation]

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