Kaitou Joker //Text Messages\\

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[Jack] Hachi

[Hachi] Hm?

[Jack] Where did this pile of sticks and leaves come from

[Hachi] What pile?

[Jack] Get over here

[Hachi] Oh my God.

[Jack] I'm already betting five treasures that this was the Yawning Jerk.

[Hachi] Well then.

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[Jack] AKAI FUCKING TSUBASA

[Akai] Whaaat

[Jack] I DID NOT GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO BUILD A DAMN NEST IN THE SKY JOKER.

[Jack] WHO DOES THAT.

[Akai] You refused to give me a bed, so I'm making my own.

[Jack] THATS NOT AN EXCUSE.

[Akai] The nest isn't that big

[Jack] PHOENIX

[Jack] THE NEST TOOK UP THE ENTIRE KITCHEN SPACE.

[Jack] But, if you think about it.

[Jack] It might actually work.

[Akai] ???

[Jack] I can strap your nest to the roof.

[Akai] What

[Jack] Then when it rains

[Akai] OKAY OKAY CALM DOWN. I'LL DISMANTLE THE NEST RIGHT NOW.

[Jack] >:3333

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