Kaitou Joker //Text Messages\\

Dad jokes

[Jack] Man, I'm so tired

[Akai] Hi so tired

[Akai] Im dad

[Jack] Phoenix, my dad is dead

[Akai] Oh

[Akai] Sorry

[Akai] Uh wait

[Akai] Can you say something again

[Jack] Im hungry

[Akai] Hi hungry

[Akai] Im daddy

[Jack] wHO THE FUCK TAUGHT YOU THIS

[Jack] OH MY GOD

[Jack] dO NOT EXPOSE US

[King] This is literally the third time you've said that

[Queen] We all know you two are gay af

[Jack] God dammit

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