Kaitou Joker //Text Messages\\

Lesson learned kids

[Jack] PHOENIX WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOU

[Akai] I

[Akai] I flew into a jumping cactus

[Jack] YOU WHAT

[Akai] just help me get rid off everything I can barely see

[Jack] yeah, you do know that you're probably gonna be covered in blood and punctures by the end of it all

[Akai] just

[Akai] just get rid of them

Later

[King] I've never heard so many screeches and screams

[Jack] I think I'm deaf now

[Queen] good

[Jack] wow thanks

[Jack] can any of you come over and help me patch up Phoenix

[Jack] he's bleeding all over the place

[Ai] I'll head over,

[Jack] thanks

[Akai] WE LEAVE THIS STATE RIGHT NOW I NEVER WANT TO COME BACK HERE

[Jack] ITS YOUR FAULT WE CAME HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE

[Jack] YOU JUST WANTED TO SEE THE CITY THAT YOU THOUGHT PEOPLE NAMED AFTER YOU

[Akai] I DID A LOT OF GOOD THINGS A FEW THOUSAND YEARS AGO

[Akai] ITS COMPLETELY UNDERSTANDABLE FOR HUMANS TO NAME PLACES AFTER ME

A/N

I remember visiting Phoenix once and my cousin accidentally tripped onto the same cactus Akai flew into

Yeah it wasn't an easy job getting rid of all the needles

There was a lot of screaming and blood too