Kaitou Joker //Text Messages\\

So, i've been wondering

[Jack] Phoenix wtf happened to your hair

[Akai] I just woke up

[Jack] bed head

[Akai] ?

[Jack] er, never mind

[Jack] come over here, I'll brush your hair

[Akai] k

[Jack] holy

[King] good morning, what's happening?

[Jack] PHOENIX WHY IS THE BRUSH SINKING INTO YOUR HAIR

[King] ???

[Jack] I tried brushing his hair, it got stuck and now it's sinking.

[Akai] idk

[Jack] oh boi

[Jack] it's gone now

[King] you wasted a brush on him

[Jack] yes I did but

[Jack] your hair's been getting kinda long lately

[Akai] what are you suggesting

[Jack] snip snip, bird shit

[Akai] JOKER NO-

After fighting with Phoenix to try and get a pair of scissors near him

[Akai] WHY DID YOU MAKE MY HAIR SO SHORT

[Jack] STOP COMPLAINING AND LOOK AT ALL THE THINGS I FOUND IN YOUR HAIR

[King] there were things in his hair??.

[Jack] There's the brush I lost earlier, two combs, a pack of chilis, sack of bird seeds, earphones, a spoon and

[Jack] the corpse of a baby bird

[King] WHAT THE HELL

[Akai] blame the bird for trying to nest in my hair