Kaitou Joker //Text Messages\\

Im gay for drunk jokes

[Jack] who snuck alcohol into my drink last night-

[King] it wasn't me, but it was amusing to watch you get drunk

[Queen] I was too busy eating cake

[Cyan] I wasn't even there

[Jack] I already know Rose wouldn't do it so she's out of the question

[Rose] :P

[Jack] Yawning jerk?

[Akai] do you expect me to know where to get alcohol?

[Jack] how can I believe you?

[Akai] I got lost at a 7-11 the other day

[Jack] how

[Akai] hey

[Akai] you turned the tv into a radioactive beacon of death

[Jack] good point

[Ace] lmao it was me

[Jack] HOW DID YOU GET YOUR HANDS ON VODKA??

[Ace] I have my ways

[Ace] but it was Silva's idea to prank you

[Silva] how could you rat me out-

[Ace] Bc why not

[Silva] ...

[Ace] I have a video of you being drunk btw

[King] I do too

[Akai] someone send me those videos

[Akai] I don't understand how to use the camera and I couldn't take my own videos

[Ace] lmao, I'll send em to you

[Cyan] what happened anyway?

[King] young readers, pls look away bc this may sound inappropriate

[Rose] oh, please do

[Rose] don't be like me kids

[Rose] don't make the mistake I did

[Ace] Joker strip danced on a pole

[Jack] i wHAT-

[Akai] I DEMAND THOSE VIDEOS RIGHT NOW

[Akai] GIVE THEM TO ME

[Jack] PERV-

[Akai] YOU WOULD WANT A VIDEO OF ME DOING WHAT YOU DO,

[Akai] DONT LIE

[Jack] ABDKAHD

A/N

Am I going too far with these (bad) dirty jokes-

Also did y'all get the small reference I put in