Kaitou Joker //Text Messages\\

#SaveAkai

[Akai] Joker

[Jack] You choose the worst times to message me

[Akai] yes I do but

[Akai] There are these men following me around??

[Akai] They're all wearing black

[Jack] What

[Akai] What do I do

[Jack] Oh you obviously go up to them and hand yourself in, I mean that's what I always do.

[Jack] Phoenix.

[Jack] Phoenix holy shit, where did you go.

[Jack] Oi! Phoenix!

[Akai] Hello?

[Jack] .

[Akai] Sorry for the inconvience, but do you know the boy who owns this phone?

[Jack] Uh, yes?

[Akai] Okay. Please pass by the local police station to pick him up and then we can discuss the problem at hand.

[Jack] ...okay.

After picking up Akai from the cops

[Jack] FIRSTLY, HOW COULD YOU

[Jack] I THOUGHT I WAS BEING A GOOD MOTHER TO YOU

[Jack] I TAUGHT YOU EVERY THING I KNOW

[Jack] AND YOU JUST BETRAY ME AND GO ROUGE

[Jack] TELL ME WHAT DID YOU DO, AGAIN?

[Akai] I wanted to get a snack but the guy wouldn't give it to me unless I gave him something in return so I burned the store down and got my food then left

[Jack] YOU DONT JUST DO THAT

[Akai] Why not. You take stuff from people all the time.

[Jack] ONE, IM A PHANTOM THIEF, ITS LIKE A GAME FOR ME TO STEAL

[Jack] TWO, I DONT JUST TAKE THE STUFF. I HAVE A COMPETITION.

[Jack] THREE,

[Jack] WHEN HAVE I EVER GONE TO THE POINT WHERE I BURNED DOWN AN ENTIRE BUILDING

[Jack] JUST FOR A CHILI DOG

[Akai] eh

[Jack] AHDKAHD