Kaitou Joker //Text Messages\\

Im like, that one person that has a shit ton of cat merch

[Jack] Nash,

[Jack] I will fucking pay you to burn that new jacket

[Nash] rood

[Nash] and no I'm not going to burn my precious darling

[Aris] yeah she's not getting rid of that any time soon

[Nash] oh hey uh, that reminds me,

[Matt] wHO THE FUCK DECIDED TO LEAVE A DEAD BIRD IN MY LAB

[Simon] uh

[Simon] yes it wasn't me

[Aris] if it was a mouse then I'm betting it was Nash

[Matt] Nash wtf it's dead don't try performing CPR on it

[Nash] fUCK YOU FOR ALL YOU KNOW IT COULD STILL BE ALIVE

[Matt] fOR ALL YOU KNOW THAT GOD DAMN VAMPIRE FRIEND OF YOURS KILKED IT

[Simon] its

[Simon] it's Simon

[Matt] yeah you know I honestly don't give a shit