Kaitou Joker //Text Messages\\

ALRIGHT CHAPTER 100

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ALRIGHT SINCE IM AN IMPATIENT PRICK, WE'RE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW, ALSO SOME MATURE THINGIES ARE COMING UP. SO PLS PREPARE URSELF.

[Jack] i randomly received like, two emails

[Akai] I received one

[King] I just checked the group account

[King] we received an email

[Jack] okay here we go

[Jack has sent an attachment]

[To: Jack Jones
From: NickSmilesLOL
Would you rather just into a pit of cats or get raped?]

[Jack] okay okay, three things

[Jack] one, do I get to choose who rapes me

[Jack] two, if not then you'll never see my face again bc I'm gonna hide myself from the world and avoid this question as much as possible.

[Jack] three, I'd rather die than jump into a pool of cats

[King] lol

[To: Jack Jones
From: Yunexchan
Since when did you become gay?]

[Jack] ho boi, OKAY

[Akai] it was ever since he met me

[Jack] that's a lie now shut up and listen

[Jack] I think I started getting more attracted to males over females when I was around ten?

[Jack] but I've always tried to hide it since the world is so unaccepting and homophobic and all that crap

[Jack] then every single rival of mine became gay for me so I just went

[Jack] "fuck it, if they're gay imma be gay too"

[King] is that literally what happened

[Jack] yes

[Jack] ANYWAY

[King has sent an attachment]

[To: KJCast
From: EneichiRecharging
What's your favorite kind of chocolate?]

[Akai] chocolate

[Akai] yeah I'm not answering this-

[Jack] he secretly has a stash of chili covered bittersweet chocolate

[Akai] fuck you

[Jack] Go ahead

[Akai] slut-

[Aris] ahem

[Jack] anyway uh

[Jack] I guess i choose milk chocolate,

[King] I honestly like almost all chocolate, but I don't eat it that much, due to my lack of time.

[Queen] KitKat

[Jack] that's a brand not a kind of chocolate-

[Queen] k i t k a t

[Rose] t h e s w e e t e s t c h o c o l a t e p o s s i b l e

[Jack] Pft

[Jack] Shadow?

[Cyan] its obvious jfc

[Cyan] THE DARKEST DARKNESS CHOCOLATE

[Jack] ur so pathetic its funny

[Hachi] i

[Hachi] i dont really eat chocolate because Mr. Joker finished before I can get any-

[Jack] whoops

[Akai has sent an attachment]

[To: Akai Tsubasa
From: NikSmilesLOL
On a scale of one to ten, how obsessed are you with Joker]

[Jack] tbh, whatever number you do choose, I'd like you to explain why

[Akai] 11

[Jack] no

[Akai] 10.99

[Jack] no

[Akai] ugh, fine. 9

[Jack] okay good, now explain

[Akai] well, I don't know if you guys noticed, but I enjoy harming others if it means protecting the ones I care about, like that one time when that prick Dr. Neo captured Acrux.

[Akai] I would've happily killed him if it wasn't for Joker getting in the way

[Jack] so you're saying it's my fault

[Akai] yes

[Jack] EXCUSE YOU, WHO WAS THE ONE THAT GOT YOU YOUR SHIP BACK

[Akai] HEY

[Akai] IT WAS TECHNICALLY ACRUX, NOT YOU

[Jack] //inhales sharply

[Jack] whatever

[Akai] anyway uh, I decided to go with nine bc I would leave him if I wanted to

[Jack] I-

[Akai] but if he keeps up this attitude, I'd happily stay by his side till death to us part

[Jack] wait but you said that you'd never let death get close to me

[Akai] e x a c t l y :333

[Jack] ho boi-

A/N

Thanks to the guys that sent the questions, damn! This was a really long chapter, guess it's only fitting for the 100th chapter. Anyway, uh, feel free to continue commenting asks if you want, I mean I'm not forcing you to, you can do what you want I doesn't really matter I mean it's fine by me-

[Jack] yeah, just, just stop Nash