Kaitou Joker //Text Messages\\

Thnx a bunch Yune

[Jack] would you look at the time

[Jack] gtg

[Akai] what does that mean?

[Jack] it means I have to go

[Akai] oh okay

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[Jack] ily

[Akai] ?

[Jack] try to guess what it means ;3

[Akai] hm...

[Akai] I Loathe You

[Jack] What, no. Omg.

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[Akai] Can i have a kys?

[Jack] im pregnant

[Akai] WHAT

[Jack] oh, sorry. I thought we were talking about impossible things.

[Akai] ???

[Jack] did you even search up what 'kys' means

[Akai] I thought it was just the short version of 'kiss'

[Jack] PHOENIX, ITS A ONE LETTER DIFFERENCE

[Jack] WE DONT FRICKIN NEED A SHORT CUT

[Akai] oh

[Akai] then what does it mean??

[Jack] Kys

[Jack] means 'kill yourself'

[Jack] So you were technically telling me to do the thing you're trying to save me from

[Akai] oh

[Akai] o h

[Akai] whoops

A/N

Special thanks to Yunexhan for this idea (lmao i didn't see your message about this until recently, sorry :P)

I remember a time before when this book was still funny

Now it's just trash bc I'm trash too