Kaitou Joker //Text Messages\\

Fears

[Joker] Hachi

[Joker] hACHI HACHI HACHI

[Hachi] What's wrong, Mr. Joker??

[Joker] a cAT SNUCK INTO THE SKY JOKER

[Joker] pLEASE THROW IT OUT THE WINDOW

[Hachi] E-eh... but it's just a cat...

[Joker] I doNT CARE- rIGHT WHEN WE'RE LEAST EXPECTING IT- THAT MONSTER COULD ATTACK EITHER OF US. WE HAVE TO GET RID OF IT.

[Hachi] Fine.

[Akai Tsubasa has joined the conversation]

[Akai] Joker?

[Joker] What do you want

[Akai] Have cats always fell from the sky

[Akai] Did they evolve enough to the point where they can fly

[Akai] Or is the expression "It's raining cats and dogs" always been true

[Joker] Um

[Joker] Why do you ask

[Akai] I was taking my daily flights around the area, once I decided to head back to the Sky Joker to rest, a cat suddenly fell from the sky.

[Joker] Oh

[Joker] Don't save it

[Joker] Leave it to plummet to its doom

[Akai] Lmao, ok

[Joker] You're been oddly obedient today

[Joker] hOLY SHIT- PHOENIX IM GOING TO STAB YOU

[Akai] Lmao~ Ur welcome bab

[Joker] i tOLD YOU NOT TO SAVE THE CAT

[Akai] Shh... you're getting too salty.

[Joker] IANDKDHSODNALNFKSFO

Time skip

[Akai] jOKER HOW COULD YOU

[Hachi] what happened, Mr. Phoenix?

[Akai] hE SET UP A TRAP AT MY DOOR THAT MADE A BUCKET OF W A T E R FALL ON ME

[Joker] Serves you right 😤😤😤

[Akai] Im... what you humans call "triggered" right now

[Hachi] Mr. Joker, why are you dabbing through the hallways.

[Akai] He's what

[Hachi] He's stomping around the Sky Joker in a dabbing pose.

[Akai] He's way too proud of this, I'm just gonna go ruin it. Bye.