Memoirs of a Broke B*tch

By albgotwords

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here's me whining about sh*t I can probably change, but won't cuz it's more fun to write about it. More

Back to School Shenanigans
Embarrassing Stories
It Begins
(Insert Eye Roll Emoji Here.)
Forreal, Though
WTF
My Stories
I'm Skressed.
Narcissist?
Self-Help
:)
You Know The Drill
The Most Savage Things I've Done
Life, WTF R U DOING?
Sun-dried Orange Voters PSA
Excuse me while I throw a tantrum
I'm Lowkey Scrooge McDuck
Uh, well..
LMAO
LMAO (Take 2)
OMG ALB PAY ATTENTION
First World Problems
Issa Long One ;)
Dream Collection FAIL (or nah?)
Dream Collection #2
HOES ARE GETTING PAID NOW????
Ugh.
Another Dream/Summer Job/NSFW
Fine People Problems
Rambling
I.D. Channel
Bruh
Sims FreePlay
Favorite Lesbian Webseries UPDATE
DON'T TELL ME HOW I SHOULD FEEL ABOUT RACISM
School is Here to Stress Me Out Again
really short quip about pets
let's talk religion a lil bit/Houston
short lil quip about the N word
"I Don't Agree With Your Lifestyle"
I am delightful AF/ EXPOSED???!?!
Lowkey, I Might Want The Fair One
LOWKEY GLAD I DON'T HAVE FRIENDS
NEW SHIT TO TALK ABOUT
DID I JUST... THROW A PARTY?? (HELLA LONG STORY)
First Time Learning Things
It's been 84 Years
Happy New Year, Hoes!
Just One Small Detail
Let's Play Another Game of.. EXAMINE!! THAT!! MEME!!
random af
funny moment of the day
How My Writing Hobby Helped Me Slay
23.
is this strange?
Dear People, You Don't Need a Damn AR-15 Rifle.
HI, HOES!!!
(Delayed) Graduation Blues
You don't like Black Women?
Bish, whet?
SHOOK (x345)!!!
Senior Year Take Two
Fall Semester Over/ Dream
Three More Short & Weird Dreams
The List, Revisited lol
Hey, Wig.
It Was Not A Hot Girl Summer
How Hannibal Buress Cockblocked Me
Sugary Ass Bathroom
Schoolin' Life
So Lonely (Akon voice)
Honestly, Truly, the Ghetto
Yes, Girl, Another Dream
Grad School Chronicles (GSC) : After Hours
My Thoughts on American Graffiti
Sadderday 😂 (Update)
I'm Baaaack 😊
You Already Knowww *Big Freedia Voice*
Just the Tiniest Bit Shook
hi.
irritation nation
IOENO
LAWL
It's Been 84 Years.... *stares into distance*

what I hate pt. 1

28 1 0
By albgotwords

2/4/17

here are names I hate:

King

Princess

China 

Cash 

Le-a; not because of the dash, but because it doesn't sound like a cool/cute name

here are things i hate in text messages/online:

backwards smiley faces. (srsly, wtf is this -> (: )

smiley faces with noses. -> :0( or :-)

bad spelling

using apostrophes incorrectly (i have 8 baby's ) WHAT?

what i hate in the classroom:

students who don't let the fucking teacher talk

students who get the whole class in trouble bc they can't stfu

teachers who act like they'll die if they see your phone

GET A FUCKIN CLOCK IN HERE IF YOU DON'T WANT ME TO LOOK AT MY PHONE THEN.

teachers who give you homework every day

teachers who give you homework everyday but don't grade it

teachers who give you essay assignments every week

like i know i'm in college and all but you don't actually have to make me feel like it




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