SidePack and friends One Shots

By M1ckyj789

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Destigmatising the common preconception of One shots and the general overshadowing layer of creepyness they c... More

He Makes Me So Happy
SideMen Cake Wars
Hospital
I'm Trying My Best
Lachlan Smut
At the Carnival
Help Me
I'm all yours
Panic Attack
I'm sorry
"Broken Trust"
Wroetostar Smut
#ShortPeopleProblems
KSImon
LachlanxLandon
Now Do You Believe Me
"Home"
MiniStar
Best till Last
I want to go home
You Can't Hate Me
Your My First Kiss
What Is Wrong With Me
The Smell
Secrets And Confessions
JayStar123
I Like Your Accent
Broken Down?
I Miss You
James
Happy Birthday
WHAT THE BLOODY TITS!
Fix It
I Don't Feel Safe
MiniZerkStar
Good Night Vikk
No More Rumours
One Step At A Time
Welcome To Australia
Split Decisions
I Broke The SideMen
I'm a streamer too
Jersey Whore
I'm So Sorry
Oh Daddy...
Are you Dyslexic Harry?
Stream Sniper
Validated Emotions
Jumping Ship
Moving next door
Don't kick me out
School Confessions
I'm Selfish
Distractions
Protection
Vitch
I want to stop
One Line
Surprise For Him
The Performer
Uncomfortable
Uncomfortable Prt 2
Hall Pass
What It Felt Like
Nurse Preston
Now Is Later Right?
The Date
"Sweet Revenge"
Oblivious
Love Long Distance
Angel without his wings
Competition...
Questionable Google
New Friendships
First Time 2
We're All Hurting
I Won't Tell A Soul
Family Matters
Till Death Do Us Part
To Look After You
Another book
Just Another Pawn
Update
Pot Of Luck
You Are To Me
TBNRKSI
New Technology
Book Collab?
Portal
Pot Of Gold Blocks
Class Partners
Piece By Piece
He told me...
Permission Granted
Subtelty
Q&A?
100!
I Won't Let Go
Probably Not
Online Miscommunication
MiniFrags Smut
Secret Anxiety
But I Couldn't
Don't Panic
Addicted
I'm not ready
Let Me Hold You Princess
AnyTime Tobi
Sometimes You Don't
Dinner Perhaps?
Never Alone Anymore
YOU CHOOSE!
Your My Chill
Hey guys
Challenge
Book 9
That First Step
Anti Climactic
He's My Chill
Chapter 1
Baby Love
Hard To Get
What Do You Fight For?
Try
I don't care
No, Nope, Nada
Pot of Holy Water
Jawa?
Darkness
Rumours
Who's Getting Who's Number (Smut)
Impressing The Sidemen
I Wanted To Meet You
Turn the Tides
He Hates Me
Good News And Bad News
You Broke Him
The Party Is Cancelled (Smut)
Don't Ever Let Me Go
First Kiss Stolen
Need A Break
I Need You So Badly
I got Tagged
Too Late
Too Late Part 2
I can't, I'm sorry
New Kid
I Know
What The Hell Did I Just Write
Role Models
50/50
75/25
I'm Happy For Him
You Love A Girl
Just Whistle, And I'll Come Running
Strike Three
Question time
Hi Josh
Chocolate
I did, Or I use to...
Recon
I Need To Protect You
The Other Side
First Priority
I Could Get Use To This
More Than Anything
When Did You Know?
He's Protective
Remember, They Never Knew
Are You Sure? (Smut)
I Hope They Understand
That Felt Good
Too Young?
I got tagged again
Getting Along
Carrier
You Are Such A Nerd
Song Tag
Carrier Prt 2
I'm so sorry (Where I've Been)
If Only You Knew
DADDY! DADDY!
Valentines 1
Valentines 2
Valentines Prt 3
Unspoken Relationship
Oh Nothing
Ugh
It's Real
Well Then
You Can Do This
Call Me Sometime
Mr Barn
I Get It
200 Q&A
This Isn't What Friends Do
Three book One shots

You Love Me Too Much

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By M1ckyj789


(Got bored so I decided to re visit It's All In The Past like I normally end up doing and realised that even though I put my best friend Caitlin ^ in the story in a relationship with Josh. I never really wrote anything so fuck it.)

Caitlin's POV

I bounced around the mall with my shoes squeaking along the ground, I could hear some light chuckling behind me. Causing me to turn around and look at the boys behind me.

Caitlin: "You guys are too fucking slow."

Josh: "That's totally not my fault."

Michael: "It kind of is mate. Caitlin you never did answer me how you ended up with Sidemen of all people."

Josh: "Well fuck you too mate, why is Harry hanging off you then?"

Michael: "I don't know, can't get him off me."

Harry: "Who said I wanted to let go."

Caitlin: "GAAAAAY!"

I notice a few people turning to stare at me and the boys and the four of us couldn't help but laugh at our stupidity. I watched as Josh walked up to me and grabbed my hand softly, gently lacing his fingers with my own, he was cute like that sometimes I guess.

Michael: "Anyway I need to go find and grab a few things. Just meet you guys back at the car later or Nando's?"

Harry: "Oh score."

Michael: "My money still hasn't come in yet."

Harry: "It's fine mate, your shout when it does."

Michael: "Deal. Alright Caitlin just message me later when you figure out what you guys are doing."

Caitlin: "Alright bye."

I watched the two of them walk away with their hands held together, I looked over at Josh to see him smirking at me, so I did a vomit motion, causing him to laugh out loud.

Caitlin: "Come on mate you need some new clothes."

Josh: "You do know that I can grab whatever I want from the store right?"

Caitlin: "Ok then how about some real clothes then?"

Josh: "They are real clothes, your wearing one of my jumpers now."

I liked down and noticed the sleeves were extending past my hands, causing me to floop Josh. As I slapped him he looked at me with such an offended look on his face.

Josh: "Did you just floop me?"

Caitlin: "Yep, what are you going to do about it?"

Josh: "Maybe I won't do anything."

Caitlin: "Come on."

Josh: "Nope."

Caitlin: "FIGHT ME!"

I saw him start to laugh uncontrollably. I guess when a 5 foot 6 thin and very pasty white girl says fight me in a high pitched voice... Yeah I wouldn't take myself seriously either. But aside from the jokes he did actually need some real clothes. All he ever wears is Sidemen clothing, I mean yeah the jumpers are comfortable as hell but he needed real clothes.

Josh: "Why are you so obsessed with me wearing other clothes, these are comfortable, they keep me warm in the cold and we have clothes for the heat as well."

Caitlin: "You can't just wear SDMN clothes."

Josh: "I'd say I've done a good job so far."

Caitlin: "To you yeah, but let's be honest. Not everyone would know who the Sidemen are, and even when you do get stopped by people for a picture. It's funny and all but at the same time like, you need to wear normal clothes every now and again."

Josh: "Why does this bother you so much?"

Caitlin: "Want me to be honest or a lie?"

Josh: "Both."

Caitlin: "Ok well the lie is that I want you to wear normal clothes because the clothes in your store are really uncomfortable and no one wants to wear them."

Josh: "That's about as obvious as you wearing my jumper right now."

Caitlin: "That leads me to the truth, I don't want you wearing anymore Sidemen clothes."

Josh: "Why though?"

Caitlin: "Because I want to wear it all. They are so warm and comfortable and I honestly don't want to take it off, and because I'm so small I can floop people with the ends of the jumper hanging over my hands."

I watched him smile at me as he tightened his hold on my hand. He pulled me close to him and kissed my forehead before we started to walk along the shopping centre.

Caitlin: "Was that a short joke?"

Josh: "Was what a short joke?"

Caitlin: "Kissing me on the forehead, am I not tall enough for you to kiss me properly."

I saw him smile at me in a joking manner before rolling his eyes, turning to face me and grabbing me around the waist, pulling me closer to him as he planted his lips onto my own, it always felt so funny whenever he kissed me, his beard would lightly tickle me and it was cute and adorable but it also made it difficult for me to keep a straight face. I felt him starting to rub his face on mine, knowing it annoyed me when I felt his facial hair run over my face.

Caitlin: "No fuck you Josh your a dick."

Josh: "I think I'll leave Dick to Harry and Michael."

Caitlin: "At least he doesn't get pedophile jokes from David anymore now that he isn't interested in Vik."

Josh: "He has a girlfriend doesn't he?"

Caitlin: "Don't think so. I think he is still caught up on his wife... I mean Lachlan."

Josh: "That's just mean."

Caitlin: "We know it's true. Come on I really like that jacket, it looks about your size as well."

I walked over towards the rack and pulled off the plain, black jacket for Josh to try on, as he threw it on I noticed it might be a little harder than normal considering his chest was quite big, though his body was a bit smaller in comparison.

Josh: "It's a bit small."

Caitlin: "Same."

Josh: "Fucking smart ass, did you set me up to try on the jacket so you could make that joke?"

Caitlin: "After briefly thinking about it. Yes."

Josh: "Your hopeless. Come on I'm happy with my own clothes, and besides if you love it so much why won't you let me give you a Jacket?"

Caitlin: "If you give me a jacket I will feel bad for not buying one myself. It wouldn't be too hard I guess, I'd just give Lewis the amount for it."

Josh: "If you gave m the money bend my back I would not hug you for a day."

Caitlin: "We both know that's never going to happen. You love me too much."

Josh: "How about we keep this on the maybe and we will talk."

Caitlin: "Or you can kiss me again."

Josh: "I think I've hit my love and affection quota already today."

Caitlin: "Oi fuck off there's a quota?"

Josh: "There is now."

Caitlin: "But Josh."

Josh: "Nope."

I walked up to him and stood on my toes, looking into his eyes. I knew he had a weakness and you bet your ass I was going to exploit said weakness to get a hug at least. As I looked at him he let out a deep sigh before he hugged me again, kissing me softly. I couldn't help but giggle to myself.

Caitlin: "Does this mean I win?"

Josh: "No. Because if we are making this a competition than I am adding in Harry and Michael and we both know you can't beat them?"

Caitlin: "They can fight me too."

Josh: "Your too small to fight anyone, and it's adorable when you say that."

Caitlin: "Well then how about we say I win because I'm the girl in the group and we call it a day."

Josh: "Or we can just head over to Nando's and meet up with the boys, I doubt they will last long."

Caitlin: "Ah gross."

Josh: "Not what I meant you dirty bitch. Come on Caitlin I'm starting to get hungry."

Caitlin: "Your always hungry, love me instead."

Josh: "I do love you, I love you so fucking much that I honestly wonder about whether it's healthy for me, but right now my stomach is winning and I would really like to feed myself."

Caitlin: "Alright fine let's go then before you start whinging and bitching about having not eaten anything."

Josh: "You don't like it when I complain?"

Caitlin: "No, its actually really fucking annoying."

Josh: "But Caitlin... I'm so hungry."

Caitlin: "I will literally slap you."

Josh: "No you won't."

He pulled me close to him a s we walked, our hands together while we headed towards Nando's. I looked over at him and saw his devil smirk he pulled. He knew he had something he could use against me and considering he's a big and growing guy, I'd say he gets hungry a lot.

Josh: "Caitlin now far away is it I'm so freaking hungry."

Caitlin: "I'm literally going to slap you if you don't stop."

Josh: "Like I've already said, you love me too much."

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