*this will be written in a different style than I usually do. Smosh isn't a thing in this universe, they just happen to work at a office. They don't know each other too well.
If you've read "Confessions of a gay Disney prince" by JeddieJay, it's a Larry book, you might remember this style. He's dubbed it JayStyle.
*Before I post! Hey, I had this done for a week now, but where I am staying, there is no internet so that's why posting has gotten slow, I have a few more chapters ready after this as well, but they'll be out in a few days time. I am going to stay at a different place with Internet so everything will go back to normal.
Noah: "Shayne?"
Shayne:(Shayne sitting on bathroom floor) "Oh uhh, hello? Who's there?"
Noah: "It's Noah, Noah Grossman from floor 6?"
Shayne:"Noah? Oh, hi, I'm sorry...this is awkward, I thought I locked the door."
Noah: (confused) "Lock the door to a public bathroom?"
Shayne:"I...I was just getting over a panic attack. I wanted to be alone, I'm fine now."
Noah: "Oh, I'm sorry, are you ok?"
Shayne: (still sitting on floor, cross-legged) "I'm fine."
Noah:(concerned, kneels in front of Shayne) "Do you want to talk?"
Shayne: "umm, I-I should be fine, it's nothing-"
Noah: "what's caused, umm, your panic attack?"
Shayne: "well-uhh, I was asked to do a speech and I'm don't do too well in front of people."
Noah:"Why don't you just decline?"
Shayne:(stressed, rubbing eyes) "I thought it was going to be fine, I just got out of the office actually. There was maybe 20 people in there, so my colleague, Courtney took over and I ran here."
Noah: "Oh, I'm here to talk if you want to some more, I'm just on floor 6."
Shayne: "I'm on floor 4."
Noah: "ok, do you want my number in case you need someone to text or something?" (Grabs phone from back pocket) "Anytime's cool, really."
Shayne: (surprised, amazed) "Really?"
Noah: "Yeah, umm, my ex had panic attacks so I know some things about them."
Shayne: "I can get pretty heavy." (Pulls phone out) "Only if you're up for it."
Noah: (inputs number, smiling) "Yeah, it's fine, panic attacks suck."
Shayne: (smiling at is new friend) "You used to get 'em?"
Noah: (shakes head slowly) "No, when I was younger though. You only really want someone to talk you through it.
Shayne: "Yeah, makes you feel better when you feel like you're dying." (Smile fades) "Oh sorry...that's...that's how I get sometimes."
Noah: "It's fine." (Helps Shayne up from the floor) "Yeah, text me when you go through another...or anytime, when you wanna talk."
Shayne: (sheepishly) "Can we talk now?"
Noah: (instantly grins) "Well, I still gotta use the stall, but if you want to-"
Shayne: (fake disgust face) "Well what about later?"
Noah: (chuckles) "Well if you want to watch Deadpool with me at my house later on after work, you're more than welcome."
Shayne: "Text me your address and I'm there."
Later on
Noah: (phone rings, checks caller ID, pauses movie) "Hold on, I gotta' take this." (Rushes out of room) "I'll just be a minute!"
Shayne: (awkwardly nods, quiet) "Ok,"
Minutes later
Noah: (walks back in, sighs) "I'm sorry about that."
Shayne: "Everything ok?"
Noah: (sits back down) "Everything's fine...just had to calm my ex down again."
Shayne: (stunned, concerned) "Oh? From an attack?"
Noah: "Yeah."
Shayne: (smiles sadly) "I'm amazed at people who can still be friends with their exes."
Noah: "Oh yeah? Don't get along with yours?"
Shayne: (shakes head, looks back to paused screen) "Not really, he- they uhh...(clears throat, quiet) "No, we don't get along."
Noah: "You're gay?"
Shayne: (hesitant) "Yeah, but one of the...umm... Girls at work are cute so maybe bi?"
Noah: (shrugs) "Not up my alley, I wouldn't know. It's fine if you're gay. (Grins) "Didn't pick it up on my gaydar."
Shayne: (stunned, excited) "So the ex-"
Noah: "His name was Keith-well, is Keith."
Shayne: (chuckles) "But he's fine right?"
Noah: "I worked a little of my magic-"
Shayne: (blatant, joking) "So you guys had phone sex?"
Noah: (caught off guard, was trying to show off skills) "Wha-No!"
Shayne: "No I'm sorry that was harsh. See I get pretty deep, I didn't mean that-"
Noah: "It's fine, my ex had a sore sense of humour as well."
Shayne: "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to, make you uncomfortable. (Breath hitches) "I wasn't thinking-"
Noah: (soft) "I'm not mad."
Shayne: (clears throat again) "So, he calls whenever he needs you, when he has an attack?"
Noah: "Yeah."
Shayne: "Well I hope you're ready for two customers."
Noah: "Anytime. I'll start a phone line, 'Noah's Panic Line'."
Shayne: "So really you're just trying to save the day right? A superhero thing?"
Noah: (thoughtful) "No, I just want to help-"
Shayne: (pretends to have a microphone, snappy voice) "Super Noah here just wants to do what's best for the people-"
Noah: (starts laughing) "I don't know, I just don't like when people...suffer I guess."
Shayne: "Yeah it's cool. You have a soothing voice." (Doesn't realize what he's saying) "It's like naturally joyful and it has hints of an accent, and just calming."
Noah: (sighs) "I think that's why Keith still calls me."
Shayne: "I would."
Noah: (turns to him, bashful) "Let's start the movie."
Shayne: (smiles to him, nods) "Okay."
Later
Noah: (curious) "So if you work in an office, why are you so muscular?"
Shayne: (shrugs) "I go to the gym a lot. It makes me feel better about myself. I listen to my music and just drift away."
Noah: (interested) "Oh? That's cool.
Shayne: (nudges Noah) "What do you do to feel better...or drift away?"
Noah: (smiles as he looks into his eyes) "I like to write some, but work is fine. I don't often feel the need to drift away."
Shayne: (nodding) "Oh?"
Noah: "Yeah, and at this moment, you're supposed to invite me to the gym so that I can get beefy too."
Shayne: "I think you're adorable."
Noah: (caught off guard) "Oh, uhh-"
Shayne: (smiles to Noah) "If you want to come to the gym with me, of course."
Noah: "Really? If you're going to bring me to places, I'll bring you too." (Grinning) "I go to restaurants and diners a lot, if you want to join me sometime?"
Shayne: (bursts out laughing) "That was so smooth Noah!
Noah: (charming face) "So?"
Shayne: (still laughing a little) "Yes! Yeah, still, why would Keith let you go?"
Noah: (smiling, turns to tv, shrugs) "So you want to watch another movie?"
Shayne: (sees Noah turn, eyes widen) "Oh I'm sorry, did I step on your toes?"
Noah: (turns back) "No, no everything's fine."
Shayne: (exhales) "Ok, yeah let's watch something else."
Noah: "Actually, I'm getting a little hungry. Normally, I'd go out around now at the diner across the street."
Shayne: (smiles to Noah, gets up and cracks index finger) "You are golden."
Noah: (stands up and adjusts shirt, helps Shayne up, grabs phone) "It's going to get old soon though."
Shayne: (smile fades) "Is that why Keith-"
Noah: (nods) "To be fair, I do reuse the same thing over and over."
Shayne: (holds hand tightly) "Well Keith and I are different people."
Noah: (smile grows back) "Let's go!" (Locks door and follows Shayne out, giddy) "They have the best pizza, I swear it on my life!"
Thanks for reading! Let me know I'm the comments or in an inbox message what ships from the Smosh Family you want to see next? I can also expand on this more of you'd like. Updates should get more fast-paced in the next little while!