Visayas: waawww until now a lot of people keep quoting Pia's answer from the Q&A about American military bases
Luzon: SHIPSHIPSHIPSHIPSHIPSHIPSHIPSHIPSHIP
Philippines: yeah i ship it
Mindanao: ?? UsPh??
Philippines: nah
Pia and Olivia
Lmao
Luzon: YES THEY'RE PERF BUT STFU ATE I KNOW YOU AND ALFRED LOVE EACH OTHAAAARRRRR *pushes them together to kiss*
Philippines: OIII!!