Batangas and Cavite: *both flirting with Laguna* ;D ;D
Laguna: ...
*pushes Cavite to Manila*
*slaps Batangas*
Fem! Batangas and Fem! Cavite: *glaring at each other*
Male! Laguna: *pats them both on the head, laughing nervously*
Cavite: GODDAMIT I HATE MANILA
Fem! Manila: Excuse me?
Cavite: Wait, y-you're a girl...
Fem! Manila: Yes I am! You don't even know me, you bastard! And then you say you hate me! *slaps him and walks off like a boss*
Davao: CEBU CEBU CEBU I HAVE A CRUSH ON YOU PLS MARRY ME AATTTEEEE
Cebu: FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME DAVAO--
Male! Cebu: =.= *getting annoyed by Fem! Davao clinging into him everywhere he goes*
Fem! Davao: Pls marry me kuyaaaaaaaaa
Male! Cebu: *sees Bohol* ...Waw kagwapa *hearts in eyes*
Bohol: ...UNSA
Male! Bohol: HOY
Male! Pampanga: *pulls Tarlac close* ~<3
Tarlac: ...the fuck
Pampanga: GODDAMMIT YOU AGAINNN STOP FLIRTING WITH MY SISTER
Sulu: wtf who dafuq tied us up together
Tawi-tawi: idk ew they think we're gay
Sulu: We're not, what the hell...